If a person were brain dead (literally) and you ate the person's body (literally)...

[Boojatta]

then could you claim to be a vegetarian and not get challenged here on DU?

[SallyMander]

1. Umm... ew.

:wtf:

[Richardo]

2. Sounds like the new Thomas Harris novel.

[Deep13]

3. If you are going to call me out, at least use my name. nt

[flvegan]

4. Completely brain dead? At least they wouldn't likely feel that first bite.

You didn't say the person was dead, now did you?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. Maybe if the person were a fish.

:shrug:

Some vegetarians eat fish. I say get over it.

[Boojatta]

7. Do any Japanese vegetarians eat whale flesh?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. How many vegans can dance on the head of a pin?

[LeftyMom]

6. Okay, this is a new twist on that other "cannibalism" question. nt

:popcorn:

[MrCoffee]

8. LMFAO

a vegetarian...that is too funny.


:applause:

[Boojatta]

14. Well, the term "vegetative state" is used to describe

a patient who has become brain dead.

[MrCoffee]

19. that's what makes the OP art!

you done good...i'm still laughing at that one.

[mainegreen]

9. What if the meat was cloned vat meat grown on the surface of mars using solar power?

:silly:

[madinmaryland]

11. Isn't that called Soylent Green?

:puke:

[unpossibles]

12. why would any self-respecting vegetarian eat a Republican?

no thanks.

[DS1]

13. Bravo!

:applause:

[JVS]

15. This is DU, someone will challenge you! But then again a surprising number of people will...

give you the benefit of the doubt in that situation.

[Boojatta]

16. Are you saying that just one or two kooks (the usual suspects)

would challenge me?

[supernova]

17. I don't understand your desire

to turn a completely innocent request for information into a contentious argument.

It's pointless.

[Boojatta]

18. Why are you participating in a thread that you consider to be pointless?

Is this the only pointless thread you could find that has not yet been archived?

[supernova]

20. because I enjoy annoying you

:D

And because it seems to be your chief M.O., regardless of forum.

[Boojatta]

22. I shall write to Santa Claus and the Pope.

You won't get away with it.

[TZ]

21. Holy pickle!!

This is maybe the most absurd thing I have seen for awhile...and gross....

[cosmik debris]

23. Rye do you say such things?

Mustard been something you ate.

[Boojatta]

24. Kick

[Boojatta]

25. Kick

[meegbear]

26. I'm a level 5 vegan ...

I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

[krispos42]

27. That reminds me...

Are humans red meat or white meat?

Should I get a honey glaze or some steak sauce?







:evilgrin:

[Boojatta]

28. The steak sauce is okay if it contains no flesh of non-human animals.

Honey isn't a problem for most vegetarians, but it is a problem for some vegetarians. Why not use both honey glaze and steak sauce?

[rug]

29. No, unless carnivores eat only live flesh.