Andy Capp is dead to me

[DS1]

That's right. Fuck you and your Hot Fries! I will not be tasting the oven baked crunch any more!

Serving size = 1 oz or 50 whole fries.

Oh yeah, well I reconstructed the broken ones and counted, bitch!



29! 29 fucking fries!


Ripoff!

Dead to me.

:grr:

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Bored?

:rofl:

[DS1]

13. Pissed

.

[bicentennial_baby]

14. No justice, no peace, my man...

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. Isn't this how Batman got his start?

[Dr. Strange]

5. Eerie, isn't it?

It's also just like the ending of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, except without the hot fries.

[Fire Walk With Me]

I'll bet that the guy in the crop duster in North By Northwest

had a bag of Al Capp Hot Fries right there with him. And he had counted them too...

[quip]

27. hehe

Sorry I missed your special day! :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

28. Dude! Quick!

Get over here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7289181

[mainegreen]

3. Whoah, I just spent at least a minute searching for a nickel in front of the vending machine...

specifically so I could get me some of those.

I never found that extra nickel.

[DS1]

9. hit someone up for a nickel

I want to know if the cheapness has moved North

[mainegreen]

15. 43 hot fries in my bag.

:P

[DS1]

16. did you put the broken ones back together or is that the sum of the pieces?

[mainegreen]

18. I reconstructed my fries.

There were only five broken fries so it was easy to do. I rounded down the 1/3rd fry beyond the five reconstructed ones that was missing it's larger half.

[DS1]

21. Well fine. Tell Andy I said 'FU' the next time you're fellating him

[mainegreen]

24. He's right here now, so I'll let him know...

Ok, his reply was 'Go get another bag and add it to the first and he'll have his fucking fifty fries'.

He's a bit of a wanker, isn't he?

[DS1]

29. I'd say so, but that's why he has you

:rofl:

[PassingFair]

4. Think of the CALORIES you're saving! n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. I'm listening to Portishead.

[DS1]

8. Never heard of them, but wiki says they're like Massive Attack

so I'll check them out.

[Left Is Write]

7. You are a strange, strange man.

However, I do like that in a man.

[DS1]

12. alrighty then

:thumbsup:

[flvegan]

10. 1 oz = 50 whole fries? There's math amiss here.

50 fries in a serving? Sounds...extreme.

[DS1]

11. that's what the bag says

I knew when I picked it up off the floor of the vending machine that I'd been royally fucked, and brought it upstairs for investigation

[flvegan]

17. Getting fucked by the vending machine is the only thing worse

than getting fucked by the drive thru.

[DS1]

19. you don't even have the satisfaction of getting back in line and giving them an earful

it's like arguing a HAL9000 for another frosty

[flvegan]

30. Look pretty silly, too...rage against the vending machine and all.

[Fire Walk With Me]

20. Everyone to the Quickie Mart! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!11!!!!

We have to count the fries and confirm whether it's an organized plot or just a victimless crime.

[mainegreen]

22. Clearly there is a victim.

DS1

[DS1]

23. victimless! victimless?

:nuke:

[Fire Walk With Me]

25. Embargo, on!

[jakefrep]

26. CALL YOUR MP - RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!111!11!1!1!!!1

Gordon Brown must be made to answer for this!

[LynneSin]

31. They still make those things

who would have thunk that!

[Dr. Strange]

32. They still make them...

Just not as many. Hence the lack of substance in DS1's package.

[LynneSin]

33. Has DS1's package ever had that much substance

:shrug:

[bicentennial_baby]

34. !

:spray:

:popcorn:

[LynneSin]

35. you have an opinion to weigh here

:hide:

DS1 is so gonna kick my ass

:cry:

[bicentennial_baby]

36. ....

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

39. You realize people who plead the 5th are pretty much guilty as charged

so fess up!

[DS1]

40. next time I line up my Andy Capp loot, I'll balance them carefully

;-)

[DS1]

37. It's more than an ounce

dammit

:grr:

[BarenakedLady]

38. That is an OUTRAGE!!!

I don't think I'll get any sleep tonight.

[Fire Walk With Me]

41. Keep all things of beauty well kicked.

[rug]

42. Let me know when you count the peanuts in a Snickers.