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Man walks into a bar carrying a big heavy bag. Sits at the bar, reaches into the bag and pulls out a miniature piano, places it on the bar. Man reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano bench, puts it by the piano. Reaches into the bag again and pulls out a little man, about a foot tall, dressed in a tux. The little man walks over to the piano, sits down and plays a Mozart sonata beautifully.
The bartender says, “That’s amazing! Where did you get that thing?” Man points to the bag. “Reach in there.” The bartender reaches into the bag and pulls out a tarnished brass lamp. “Rub that lamp and a genie will appear and grant you one wish.”
The bartender rubs the lamp and there is a flash of light and a puff of smoke and a genie appears. “Master! You have released me from the lamp! I grant you one wish.” The bartender says, “OK, I wish for a million bucks!” “Your wish is my command!” POOF ! The genie disappears.
After about a minute, a duck walks into the bar. Then a few more ducks enter. Then come dozens, followed by hundreds, followed by thousands.
Amidst a vast cacophony of quacking, the bartender says, “Ya know, I think that genie must be hard of hearing.”
The man retorts, “No shit Sherlock. Do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?”
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