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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 11:59 PM
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Man accused of hiding meat in his pants
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 12:04 AM
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1. They have to throw it out now, right?
Right? :scared:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 12:05 AM
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2. Isn't that where it's supposed to be?
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 12:11 AM
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3. Yes, that really *IS* a sausage in my pocket!
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 12:13 AM
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4. Is that a canoe, or are you just glad to see me?....
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 12:45 AM
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5. Was he beating it?
Actually, I guess that would bring another accusation. :rofl:
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 01:05 AM
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6. The jokes just write themselves sometimes. eom
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 03:07 AM
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7. I was gonna say...
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 07:16 AM
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8. If hiding meat in my pants is wrong...
...I don't wanna be right.
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NaturalHigh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 07:26 AM
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9. Some jokes just write themselves.
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 07:42 AM
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10. Best reason yet to go vegetarian.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 08:55 AM
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11. If he was that desperate, he could have ponied up for the surgery?
:shrug:
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 01:35 PM
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12. I've known a few men that have faced the same
accusation. Upon further investigation, the charges were found to be totally unsubstantiated and without merit.

Just kidding but I couldn't resist! :rofl:
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