Thought I'd give ya'll something to make you laugh in the middle of the night:

[Ecumenist]

*I bought a new Lexus 330 and returned to the dealer the next day
because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson,"
the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"
replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Hole!" Immediately
Hail-to-the-Chief began playing.

I LOVE this car!*

[Ptah]

1. NASA to the sun. Mission control: