A song for the lying security guard at that fundamentalist church

[sasquatch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Px2vE2bOs
It applies to the rest of you at that church as well including the gunman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVJG8J11P28
I think the second version has a better sound quality.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. For people who haven't heard the news...

Autopsy shows the shooter killed himself.

[redqueen]

2. Apparently God chose her...

to make an ass of herself.

[Pierre.Suave]

3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

now THATS funny.

I wonder if the local news will report it. Earlier today they said she is a former Minneapolis Police Officer and were calling her a hero.

[Gormy Cuss]

4. And that the church volunteer shot him.

See LBN. It was a self-inflicted wound that caused his death, but she did manage to hit him too.

edited for spelling/

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. Was this before or after he killed himself?

[Gormy Cuss]

11. The news release doesn't say. n/t

[Nailzberg]

7. Yeah, after being felled by multiple gunshots by the security guard.

She stopped the attack.

[rug]

8. But she shot him to make sure he was dead.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. OK, then they're both heroes.

:thumbsup:

[Highway61]

15. No Kidding????? n/t

[quip]

5. Let's be fair here

She shot him multiple times, AND THEN he capped himself. She still saved a lot of lives no matter who finally put this puke out of his misery.

[sasquatch]

10. She's still a fundamentalist piece of shit though

[quip]

12. Okay, you don't hold her set of beliefs; I get that. (neither do I)

but what I don't get is the hostility and intolerance of your tone. :shrug:

[sasquatch]

13. Because they're dangerous beliefs that could get a lot of people hurt or killed

[quip]

14. The first step towards violence against people is to reduce them to subhuman status;

like a piece of shit. Just sayin'. :hi:

[sasquatch]

16. They've already done it to us

I'm just fighting fire with fire.
:hi:

[quip]

17. Think "high road"

:hi: :pals"

[sasquatch]

18. The high ride rarely get the job done though

[quip]

19. Ahhh, foot soldier are yeh, then?

Good one ya! :thumbsup:

[LanternWaste]

21. And I proudly (and metaphorically) wear my sub-human

And I proudly (and metaphorically) wear my sub-human fundamentalism as a badge of honor, pride, duty and dignity.

It's just easier for humanity to lump "them" (whoever "they" are at that time and place) all together-- regardless. I may try it myself too-- it sounds like fun! :)

[Initech]

20. How about "Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WapeHpEcpk4

[sasquatch]

22. He probably thinks I'm a jerk too

:D