WOW! Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend really has that "Creepy Jesus with a bad perm" look down COLD!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Lindsay Lohan snags a new man - no, that’s not right

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/lindsay_lohan_snags_a_new_man.php



Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving a Beverly Hills house party with this interesting looking fellow on Saturday night. I can just hear this kid’s thoughts: “They all laughed at me. But this hair-do rocks! I totally just bagged a chick, and it’s Lindsay freaking Lohan! Goddamn it’s going to burn when I pee tomorrow, but it’ll be worth the smug looks on my D&D boys' faces when they find out I’m the first to touch a vagina. Now for a night that’ll be like dry-humping an ashtray but with the added bonus of my lover’s voice sounding deeper than my own. Zippity-do-da!”

[Parche]

1. Lohan

He looks like he is on something......:hi:

[LaraMN]

2. He has dainty hips.

:P

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. I believe the "Deliverance" guys would refer to them as "purty."

:spray:

[SacredCow]

4. He looks like Taran Noah Smith...

AKA Mark Taylor from "Home Improvement."

Anyone agree?


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[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. You're right...add a Raggedy Ann hair-do and they're twins.

:-)

[flvegan]

5. He looks like she'd break him.

[Deja Q]

8. Give him some viagra and with luck he won't break...

:hide:

[Deja Q]

7. Wow. Which one gave the other the pure grade-A stash?

:hide:

[hisownpetard]

9. The only bulge this guy has to worry about is in his ocular orbits.

And the hair? That isn't a wig - it's a style statement.

[Lex]

10. Two words

Gay Dar.

[Bucky]

11. I'm guessing 'no'. But he is triggering my "dorkdar".

Not a geek; not even a nerd. But yes, a drug dealing California dorkface at your service, Ms Lohan. Ah, but if it weren't for the valleys, we'd never appreciate the mountains.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

12. I think they both just doubled their wardrobes.

[Lex]

13. LOL

:rofl: