I want to share some quotes about sex. (Mods, this is NOT dirty at all!)

[IronLionZion]

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." ~ Abraham Lincoln

"Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact." ~ Marlene Dietrich

"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love." ~ Butch Hancock

"To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals." ~ Don Schrader

"When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows." ~ Frederike Ryder

A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: "Because everything does." ~ Honor Tracy



I think it's absolutely awesome that these quotes were put together by an Indian woman. (It's OK, I'm Indian too)

http://www.boloji.com/quotes/sq01.htm

[KitchenWitch]

1. Those are funny!

:thumbsup:

[Greyskye]

2. enquiring minds need to know...

I think it's absolutely awesome that these quotes were put together by an Indian woman.

But can she do anything with a Eucalyptus tree? :shrug:

[IronLionZion]

6. Why? Does it turn you on?

[Greyskye]

7. Only if she can do something interesting with the wood.

hubba hubba.

[IronLionZion]

8. Whatever floats your boat. ^_^ nt

[Greyskye]

10. .

Methinks you missed 'The Thread' in the lounge the other day. :rofl:

Don't bother searching, the mods have :nuke:'d it to oblivion.

[IronLionZion]

12. Yeah, I'm out of the loop on this one.

I figured it was something like that.

[Beer Snob-50]

3. "When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows." ~ Frederi

THIS QUOTE IS SOOOOOO TRUE.

[IronLionZion]

4. It's soooooooo unfair! nt

[underpants]

5. NYC mayor and famous womanizer Johnny Walker was told about a survey

that had just been conducted. In it 2/3 of the women said that they WOULD sleep with a man on the first date. Mayor Walker said, "This news is encouraging but dammit we need names!"

[IronLionZion]

9. Jimmy Walker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Walker

[underpants]

11. Oops

thanks

[abq e streeter]

13. You must've spent time in NM/ West Texas (???)

with references to Don Schrader and one of America's least appreciated national treasures, Butch Hancock.