My new hobby is going to my hometown newspaper and checking the obituaries.

[graywarrior]

Does that make me an old coot?

[Shell Beau]

1. Well that is one way to pass the time!

:P

[AlCzervik]

2. to see if your victims have been discovered yet?

:D

[graywarrior]

6. My voodoo doll victims.

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Nah. In a normal hometown it would, but we're talking city of sin here.

:P

New portrait of graywarrior:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Only if you edit them

[billyskank]

5. Only if you're looking for your friends.

But I know you. You're just doing it because you're sick. :loveya:

[graywarrior]

11. Exactly. I need a good laugh,

[lost-in-nj]

7. Crap my sister does that

she goes to the local funeral home website
to see if anyone she knows died....

If they are close to us in age she will call me and say

didn't you go to school with so and so?? they died yanno... they were our age...
wonder what they died from??? you going to the funeral???
I SWEAR this is the conversation she has with me.... it doesn't matter if if says they moved here 2 weeks ago or not..... THEY WERE OUR AGE!!!

:banghead: :banghead:

lost

[AlCzervik]

9. i check my hometown online newspaper to see if anyone i know got arrested.

i love the police blotter.

[graywarrior]

10. My home town paper only reports Spanish crime and an occasional Hell's Angel bust

[AlCzervik]

16. would that be Lynn?

mmmmmmmlynn.

[graywarrior]

17. Of course.

Where the bar owners run the city.

[AlCzervik]

18. my sisters in laws are still living there "We not like Lynn"

[graywarrior]

20. You can check out, but you can't leave Lynn.

Mr Gray and I went looking for a new car today and the salesman we talked to grew up in West Lynn. First he told us he was from Boston. I can pick out a Lynn accent, so I asked him "oh yeah, what part of Boston is that?" He say "north of Boston." Fuck man, a dead give away to being a Lynner. I pushed him some more and he finally confessed to growing up in Lynn. The minute you "confess", the insanity comes out in both parties.

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Nope. Just morbid. LOL

[fizzgig]

12. no

it just makes you a freak :P


:rofl:

[graywarrior]

14. Everyone knows that already

[DS1]

13. hey, free buffet if you know them

:shrug:

[trof]

15. Every day you don't see your name is a good day.

And one more under your belt.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

19. I check the obits for dead lawyers.

Especially dead mean bastard lawyers and judges.