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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-30-07 01:12 PM
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"Mom! I was sleeping on the couch and drool fell out of my mouth
and it was all crunchy on the pillow, so I tried to wipe it with one of Jacky's butt wipes, but it just gotted wet and crusty. Are you doing homework? Are you writing a paper, still? You know what Montana told me? She told me I couldn't be her partner, because she was gonna be Jaslin's partner, and you forgot it was slipper day. Can I eat a peanut butter and miracle whip sandwich for lunch? Do we have any bacon? Bacon is my LIFE! DO you know that bacon is my LIFE?! Do you want to see me clean my room? Can I use those glass cleaner wipers? Did you..."

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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-30-07 01:21 PM
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1. Minnesotans are SO Weird!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:
:hug:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-30-07 01:24 PM
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3. She must have the lung capacity of ten adults,
because I don't think she stops talking to breathe.
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-30-07 01:23 PM
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2. PB and Mayo?
Sounds disgusting, yet intriguing.

Add bacon? Bacon is my life!

Hope you're feeling better at least. :) :hug:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-30-07 01:26 PM
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4. Once, she made a sandwich of pb, goldfish crackers, and bread.
She's so stubborn, she won't even admit it when she makes something that turns out to be gross. She'll still eat it and claim it was good.

I'm better than yesterday, thanks! Love me some Zithromax!

I hope you're doing well! Anything new and exciting?
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-30-07 01:28 PM
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5. Actually,
pb, mayo, and bannanas sandwiches are very, good. So are pb and dill pickle!

Lara, my oldest (Kaghime) used to talk that way when she was little. Now it is like pulling teeth to get her to say two words! Your time is coming :rofl:
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