Crybaby restaurant reviewer whines about unevenly distributed bacon on his sandwich

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Actual review...I didn't post the link or the name of the restaurant because I know this guy and I'm just goofin' on him, but HELL...line up your OWN damn bacon if you don't like the way it came out of the kitchen! Now you know why some restaurant owners want to strangle restaurant reviewers.

:-)

I went with the ****... It's a sourdough sandwich with bacon, lettuce, avocado, and tomato. Easy sandwich to make but today they fell short of my expectations.

For starters, the sourdough wasn't even toasted. I didn't take pictures but you'll have to take my word for it. The bread was still white, need I say more?

Bacon wasn't crispy and wasn't evenly distributed. One side had plenty of bacon but when I got to the other side, there was 1 measely strip. Same goes with avocado, I had a tiny piece sitting on the same side as the 1 strip of bacon. If I would have eaten this side 1st, I would have pulled bacon and avocado from the other side but as luck would have it, I ate the hearty side 1st.

The sandwich was nowhere near the 9 rated sandwich I had weeks ago. It wasn't terrible but nothing spectular. It was somewhere near a 7.5.

[CreekDog]

1. d00d you're totally narc-ing on him, have you heard of google?

i know where that restaurant is, do you know the way???

seriously though, if you want to keep him secret, you gotta edit your post.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. OK, I think I got it...

:rofl:

I didn't think anyone would Google the name of the sandwich...

[CreekDog]

3. actually i just...

well, i won't say it here.

you made it sound like he was swearing about the sandwich.