ever ask strangers weird questions?

[datasuspect]

help me think of some.

i once asked the guy at the store, "can you direct me to the power generating facility?"

other than that, i am lost.

[PeaceNikki]

1. What is a "holiday sausage tube"?

If a tree falls in the forest and claps one hand, what color is the sound that is produced?
Would you be willing to be fed to a giant spider if it would save some planet of which you've never heard from total destruction?

[datasuspect]

3. "holiday sausage tube"

is one of those seasonal tubes of festive extruded beef and pork byproducts.

[Bucky]

2. Can you drive my unmarked van to the airport? The cops keep profiling me when I circle it.

[DS1]

4. do you think children would like the look of this candy bar?

[lost-in-nj]

5. don't know but

I have a friend who says....

ssshhhhhhhhhh not now...NO

on the elevator.....


lost

[Wapsie B]

6. Your place or mine?

[skygazer]

7. I once went off on a total rant about "watch children" signs

To some woman at a small country store. How absurd it was for me to watch the damn children when their parents should be watching them. I'm trying to drive - I can't drive and watch children at the same time - what WAS the town thinking? etc.

She was somewhat bemused. :)

[quip]

8. How about:

"Ever ask strangers weird questions?"

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Every dangle a wild monkey by its balls over an alligator pit while you piss your pants?

[otherlander]

10. Have I been walking North?

(Point at a random suburban street) Is that Fifth Avenue?

[flying rabbit]

11. do you like movies about gladiators?