I hate my bank

[MonkeyFunk]

11 days ago, I left my ATM card in the machine. But I have two ATM cards, and the one I left behind didn't work in a lot of machines, and the new, duplicate one, worked everywhere.

They put a block on my account. I called them. They told me why,and I said "Meh, I don't need that old card. Everything's copacetic. They unblocked my account. I loved them.

Last night I discovered my account's been blocked again. Because I didn't go to the branch to pick up the old, unnecessary card. I begged, I pleaded, no go. Asked to speak to a manager.

I get Tammy. Fuck Tammy. What kind of name is that? Is it a nickname for something? What? Soltam? Tamor? Tampico? I wanna talk to somebody named Steve or Sheila.

Well, Tammy can't help me. All they can do is mail me a new card. They've already taken 11 days to clear a check - now I have to wait a few more days to actually access my money.

Thank God I won a bunch of money playing dice last night.

[Javaman]

1. Switch to a Credit Union. nt