Funny Joke:

[brainshrub]

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

[northzax]

1. except, as we all know

W hasn't seen a horse's ass since the day he was born (or any other part of a horse, he certainly wouldn't be riding one...)

[xray s]

2. fly...little joke...across the internet...

spread your truth far and wide.

[xray s]

3. oops!

[skypilot]

4. "It's funny because it's true"

:)

[liberalhistorian]

5. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh, the power of humor to get a point across, nothing like it!

[ConcernedCanuk]

6. 'nuther golfer's joke - - "Golf Hazard"

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Golf Hazard

On the 16th hole of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into the
woods. Harry, his partner had laughed and poked fun, but then somehow
managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards beyond.

Fred looked for a long time, getting angrier every minute.

Finally, in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups, he found his ball.

Instead of just continuing the game, he took his club and thrashed every
single buttercup in that patch.

Suddenly, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
those buttercups?! Just for that, you won't have any butter for your
popcorn the rest of your life...

..better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest
of your life...

..as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest
of your life!"

Then POOF!...she was gone.

After Fred got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend,

"Harry!..Harry! Where are you?"

Harry yells, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."

Fred screams back

"DON'T SWING! FOR GOD'S SAKE! DON'T SWING!"

[liberalhistorian]

7. ROFLMAO!

That would, indeed, be a nightmare for many men!