ooh! new freeperisms! Does democrates rhyme with Socrates?

[Connonym]

Look what I found on Amazon(?I know, Amazon?). You almost have to think that they're just pulling our leg because they can't really be this moranic can they?

"I think when I see those bumper sticker on the cars 911 was an inside job, I totally agree, and inside job by Bill and Hiliary Clinton, and the democrates. They had the information to stop it, but did nothing about it. So if we want to pass blame let put it where it belongs and have the Clintons confess to their lack of taking action to pervent this tragetiory. And well their at confess all of the illegal actions they have been involved in, and pay up for them. Lets quit putting thiefs in office and find an honest person, who wants to help our country out not hurt it, and the middle to lower class people"

http://www.amazon.com/gp/forum/cd/discussion.html/ref=cm_cd_ef_tft_tp?ie=UTF8&cdForum=Fx20DX5GEB7TUX8&cdThread=Tx2O3BWEM4DP6YI

[hfojvt]

1. even more important

is it sew-crates or sock-ra-tease?

you say sock-ra-tease I say sew-crates
sock-ra-tease, sew-crates, toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe
let's call the whole thing off.

[Skittles]

2. LOL blaming Clinton for 9-11

when their dear installed piece of shit bush was so comfortable with the state of the nation he took a MONTH-LONG VACATION

[NewJeffCT]

3. it was such a masterful job of deception by the Clintons

that was why Bush took such a long vacation - the appearance of calm

[unpossibles]

4. wow

I heard Clinton went back in time and assassinated JFK and Lincoln too!

Someone should write a comic about how Clinton did everything bad in history, except the grassrubes movement would think it was non-fiction.

[kedrys]

5. I'll ask the cat

Socrates:



He answers to SOK'rates, so-crates, 'crates, and so'KRA'tis (greek pronounciation).

:P

[madinmaryland]

6. The almighty Clenis strikes again!!

:rofl:

[KG]

7. come on, which of you clever DUers wrote this?

'...Clintons confess to their lack of taking action to pervent this tragetiory.' :rofl:

[Aristus]

8. I don't think you're allowed to do that to the English language...

:eyes:

[Pool Hall Ace]

9. And the title of the thread = "democratates Hiliary Clinton"

democratates? Is that a potato snack? Or maybe a potatoe snack?

And Hiliary? :rofl:

[Mad_Dem_X]

10. WTF is a "tragetiory"?

Tragedy? Territory? Trajectory? :shrug:

[Deep13]

11. Bill Clinton made the Allies lose WW2. n/t

[formerrepuke]

12. I can't understand a word of it... is that Frisian? Old Dutch?

[MissMillie]

13. the middle glass grew under Clinton

I guess that must have escaped this one's attention.

[EstimatedProphet]

14. I've never looked at the Amazon discussion boards.

I never will again either. Those people are fucking stupid.

[catmandu57]

15. You have to sound it out and write it as they understand

Day-mok-rat-ease

[begin_within]

16. Next they're going to be blaming Al Gore for global warming.

[SallyMander]

17. I'll pervent your tragetiory, baby

:rofl: