Top 50 TV Morons

[SPKrazy]

I'll start with the ENTIRE cast of Fox News... Alan Colmes included...
Then the other "news networks" get my vote

Then we've got way more than 50

So, let's see about the #1, has to be Sean Insanity Hannity!


(oh copycatted btw)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7149429

[LynneSin]

1. Sorry, anyone who thinks Sean Insanity is #1 on that list is just damn clueless

Bill O'Reilly gets #1 with Glen Beck coming in at #2

[SPKrazy]

2. HEY!

I toyed with O'Reilly

but Insanity has a radio show that at least was apparently quite popular

and did you know that his radio show started ONE WEEK before 9/11?

That's frickin' weird

and Fox News backs Giuliani

anyone check to see if he has a lizard tail?

:spray:

:hi:

clueless

bite me! :D

[GenDem]

3. Fox & Friends -- ROLF!!!

:puke:

[SPKrazy]

12. Oh that is a

:puke:


:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

4. In a different vein...

Homer Simpson

Master Shake

Peter Griffin

Ray Barone

Gob Bluth

Dale Gribble

And Charlie Brown, for effing always trying to kick that football!!!

[Twillig]

5. Ted Baxter,

Gomer Pyle

Baldrick

Gilligan

[SPKrazy]

11. Old CB is always a little over the top

never is happy, and always kicks and falls... year after year :P

[treestar]

6. . . .

Darren Stevens
Jethro
Howard, Bob Hartley's neighbor

[Faygo Kid]

7. Don't forget Glenn Beck over at CNN.

He's as bad as any at Fox - except maybe Hannity, who is an even lower life form, if that's possible.

I would put O'Reilly and Beck in the same boat (and of course sink it).

[SPKrazy]

10. let is sink

:D

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

8. Hannity can't hold a candle to Glenn Beck.

In my humble opinion, Glenn Beck is a bigger scumbag than O'Reilly or Hannity. By a longshot.

[SPKrazy]

9. Okay...

I was going by viewship/listenership too

I HATE Hannity

but

I don't pay attention to any of them anymore, so, Beck is a non-entity to me in a lot of ways :D

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

13. I hate Hannity, too...

but if you're going by their pure level of vileness, then Beck wins.

[mwooldri]

14. And you're putting Keith Olbermann in with that too since you mention...

"other news networks"? There needs to be an exception made for him.

[SPKrazy]

15. exception granted

(gavel)

next case

:P

[jgraz]

16. Sheesh, this thread's been open all day and no one's mentioned Chris Wallace?

That merits a reset of this:

Saturday, Dec, 2006 3:31 p.m. PST

Mike Wallace Sues Son; Demands Return of Sperm

Mike Wallace, Senior Correspondent for CBS's 60 minutes, filed suit this Friday against his son, Fox News Host Chris Wallace, demanding the immediate return of "one sperm and all accompanying genetic material."

"We have asked the courts to require that Chris Wallace immediately surrender all paternally inherited skills and characteristics to his father, Mike," said plaintiff's attorney Holly Sadlon. "When Chris was conceived, his family expected that he would use his alleged talents to further serious debate and educate the public. Instead, he chose to become a shill for right-wing media and their corporate sponsors."

Wallace had long been unhappy with his son's career path, but Sadlon said that the final straw came with Chris' interview of Former President Bill Clinton -- an interview in which the younger Wallace strongly implied that Clinton bore the brunt of responsibility for the September 11th, 2001 attacks on New York and Washington D.C.

"The fact is that Chris has never been particularly good at journalism," Sadlon said, "but that interview clearly demonstrates that even a tiny amount of talent can cause great harm when used inappropriately."

Wallace had reportedly offered his son the use of additional genes for honesty and journalistic integrity, but talks broke down when it was revealed that all Fox hosts have a strict "no integrity" clause in their contracts.

There's no word yet on whether Chris Wallace's mother, Norma Kaphan, plans to join the lawsuit, though she is rumored to be unhappy with Chris' use of her genes for intelligence, compassion and personal hygiene.

[caty]

17. All of the above

already listed.