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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 01:29 PM
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Why women can't cook
Why women can't cook - by a very brave husband

Last updated at 11:38am on 8th November 2007

When was the last time a woman cooked you a really excellent meal? Not just a nice meal, or a plain good meal, or a hearty meal, but a piece of cuisine that had you smacking your lips for weeks afterwards?

I'll wager that you can't remember, for the simple reason that you've never had such a meal cooked by a woman.

The truth is women can't really cook. All they can do is to cater, and there's a big difference. The only people who can actually cook on this planet are men, even the ones who only cook once a year when their wife or girlfriend is ill.

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Throd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 01:31 PM
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1. Because men will always wrap anything in bacon
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alarimer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 03:39 PM
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2. His wife's response killed me
Edited on Thu Nov-08-07 03:40 PM by alarimer
Because he sounded like a sexist piece of shit. But of course I probably misunderstood and it's all very tongue in cheek.

But any guy that will expect me too cook for him after I have spent all day out in the hot sun working can kiss my ass. And then make his own dinner. And mine too while we are at it. I can do dishes but I don't really cook.
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