Think of the senior citizen sports fans like me!

Hubert Flottz

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Mon Feb-02-04 07:18 AM
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Think of the senior citizen sports fans like me!

First they play all those football through the tire commercials about pills to restore your sagging manhood and then they show live porn at halftime! I almost had a hard attack! I spilled my last damned cold beer! I got choked on my buffalo wings and the worst part is, my wife said no more football EVER!

I think I'll stick to National Geographic on Sunday night from now on! America has gone to Hell in a hand basket in just three short years! You'll never convince me that that little stunt wasn't just something to sell more Blood pressure meds and BIG screen TVs!

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Racenut20

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Mon Feb-02-04 07:22 AM
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1. Hang in there

We seniors need to rise to the occasion on superbowl Sunday. LOL

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Hubert Flottz

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Mon Feb-02-04 07:24 AM
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2. I think I did!

That's what got me in Twouble!

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Loonman

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Mon Feb-02-04 07:24 AM
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3. Wow, you're whipped, huh?

:evilgrin:

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Hubert Flottz

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Mon Feb-02-04 07:26 AM
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4. I've been whipped with a lot of things!

But there was only one of them things that I EVER liked!

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buddhamama

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Mon Feb-02-04 07:27 AM
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5. it was a test

if you didn't get a rise, buy the manhood meds.

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Hubert Flottz

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Mon Feb-02-04 07:32 AM
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6. My head was throbbing after the game!

Edited on Mon Feb-02-04 07:33 AM by Hubert Flottz

So I tried a little something to ease the tension and got smacked for that too! Football is a rough damned game these daze!

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Hubert Flottz

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Mon Feb-02-04 07:44 AM
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7. OMGawd!

Edited on Mon Feb-02-04 07:47 AM by Hubert Flottz

What lie will we tell the children?

Go to insanepictures.com

What a Photo!

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opihimoimoi

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Mon Feb-02-04 07:46 PM
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8. Oh my Goawd, Janet Jacko baring her breasts???

What has football come too??

But then the Pats never made the point spread so all those Pat guys lost their bets. Ironic as hell.

Come, we go watch soccer.

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