Britney uses custody time to leave her kids in the car while going chandelier shopping

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/05/brit-ditches-kids-to-get-lit/

Brit Ditches Kids to Get Lit

Posted Nov 5th 2007 8:40AM by TMZ Staff



How does Britney Spears spend her court-approved time with her kids? By chandelier shopping, y'all! Them things is sparkly! Looky them little ding-dangly rainbows all over there!

TMZ caught the popwreck going to Crystal Palace in the Valley yesterday, leaving her two kids in her car with the court-required monitor while she shopped for lighting. Hmm... part-time babysitter probably isn't part of the woman's job.

Cameras swarmed Brit as she made her way into the store, and she seemed fed up with some of the attention on her way out -- yelling at one photog for getting too close to her car. Wouldn't want another dent on that thing!

[Arugula Latte]

1. Wow. Talk about "not learning from mistakes."

She is pathetic...Poor kids.

[rug]

2. The single biggest reason parents lose custody is chandelier shopping.

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3. Someone needs to do a parody of "It's A Wonderful Life," with

Britney in the James Stewart role, reaching rock bottom and attempting suicide, when her guardian angel sweeps down and rescues her, then shows her what life would be like without her (K-Fed as a janitor, etc.) - with the guardian angel played by Chris Crocker (the "Leave Britney alone! guy) - and at the end she has a change of heart, gets her kids back at the Christmas tree, with K-fed at her side, and it all ends happily.

[DS1]

4. Or, of course, there is the other alternative

where lip-synching talentless shitbags were still viewed as lip-synching talentless shitbags after the entire Milli Vanilli fiasco

singers actually had to write their own music, and sing it live on stage instead of going through choreographed arm flailing and calling it a night.

2 people would have not had their feet ran over, 1 window would not have been attacked with an umbrella, 1 baby wouldn't have been an involuntary air-bag, K-Fed would just be another white kid trying to be black on myspace or the 4th Icy Hot Stunta.

Yes, the world would be a much better place without Britney

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7. That would be funnier.

[alphafemale]

5. "Teacher says everytime a bell rings a Pop Princess loses her panties" nt

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8. Great closing line.

[flvegan]

6. I wouldn't want my kids around those vultures.

I know that most of the point is that she did this during the one day that she has them, but I wanted to address the "leaves them in the car" angle.