Hey!! Does anyone know why ghosts cannot have children?

[Beer Snob-50]

becasue they have hollow-weenies

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. Groan....

:yoiks: :P That joke is so bad I thought maybe my dad had started posting here or something. :P :rofl:

[Beer Snob-50]

2. my kids had the same reaction

i guess i must be getting old.

[quip]

3. But weenies are hollow. I'd say because they don't have the womb.

:rofl:

[LanternWaste]

4. Because they could never find the "ghoul" of their dreams!!!

Because they could never find the "ghoul" of their dreams!!!


Thanks you, thank you. I have two more sets coming up this afternoon-- be sure and tip the bartenders, too.

[Beer Snob-50]

5. hey i am playing this womb this afternoon.

my name is on the marquee!!!

what did one ghost say to the other?






oh baby, you are boo-tiful!!!