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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:19 PM
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Reminds me of our cats, just not with a bat, they like to jump on my groin area to wake me up.
Edited on Wed Oct-24-07 12:23 PM by texas1928
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:38 PM
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1. People just do not have a sense of humor on here.
Edited on Wed Oct-24-07 12:53 PM by texas1928
MAN.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:46 PM
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2. Yes, the groin jump in the preferred method
of my cats. x(

Deadly accurate, those beasts.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:55 PM
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5. They can nail them even jumping from the floor.
It's like they have radar that guides them in.
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WolverineDG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 02:25 PM
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14. They're pretty good at locating
full bladders too. Ask me how I know.

dg
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 03:33 PM
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17. Did you wet the bed?
:rofl:
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WolverineDG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 07:01 PM
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32. No
thankfully. :rofl:

dg
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:49 PM
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3. i was looking for this yesterday
my mom e-mailed it to me and it made me :rofl:

i wanted to share it with the lounge, but couldn't find it

i just want to know how they got into my house to film this :silly:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:55 PM
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6. It broke me and my coworkers up.
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:37 PM
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30. I thought of your dad
and cracked up 'cuz I know Pearl, Vega, Yos, et al have done that to him at one time or another :rofl:
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:58 PM
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31. which is why the bedroom is now the only kitty-free zone in the house
:rofl:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:51 PM
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4. That's a riot.
:spray:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:56 PM
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7. I was laughing.
The patting the face is to true.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 01:10 PM
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8. Do you feed in the morning?
I used to have that problem.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 01:12 PM
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10. Yeah they get fed in the morning...
Just not as early as they seem to think they need to be fed.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 03:21 PM
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15. Switch them to night feeding...
...and I think they'll let you sleep later.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 03:32 PM
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16. We tried that...
They still woke us up. Because then they want to mess around.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 01:11 PM
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9. The beagle stands on my chest.
The beagle weighs 40 lbs. Ow.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 01:13 PM
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11. They like to walk on me and my wife.
It is always fun to be asleep and then awake because you have blind shooting groin pain waking you up.

Because one of the little fuckers stepped on a nut.
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BrklynLib at work Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 01:25 PM
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12. VERY funny..and so true..
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 01:51 PM
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13. Your cats smack you with a bat?
:scared:

Do they have mafia ties?
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BrklynLib at work Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 04:17 PM
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21. every morning..and then sits there and looks innocent...
:rofl:
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 04:01 PM
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18. I like how the animator
included the cat's butt hole.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 04:02 PM
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19. Yeah if he was going to go for realism...
He forgot the morning wood for the guy.
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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 04:14 PM
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20. Exactly like one of mine, only she knocks the lamp on top of me.
She "loves" the lampshade until the lamp hits me in the head, I kid you not!
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 04:50 PM
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24. Why we don't have a head board.
The two older ones used to knock stuff off, or one would get up on the top and then jump on us.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 04:41 PM
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22. I love that cartoon. I've seen it three times already.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 04:51 PM
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25. I have watched it several times.
Still laugh when the cat hits him and streaks to the bottom asleep.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 04:57 PM
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27. My kitten behaves that way. My big male is much nicer in the mornings.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:01 PM
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28. My cat Snickers slept at the end of my stump last night...
And held down the covers, it is amazing how such a little thing could be so damn heavy.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:10 PM
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29. My little cat sleeps on me to start. Much heavier when I'm trying to sleep.
And he'll paw my face (with claws out) to get my attention either to pet him, or to wake up. What a clown that little kitty is.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 04:41 PM
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23. I saw this here the other day
but its STILL funny- My two cats tag team me: One sits near my head and stares down at me...the other claws my feet. When I wake up I see kitty #1- a big kitty too- staring down at me...impossible to ignore head AND feet...
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 04:52 PM
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26. We have four of them.
They all try different things. One messes with the venetian blinds, one pats my wife's face, one messes with my stuff on my side of the bed, and the other sits and stares you down.
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