I miss having 4 skin

[Orrex]

Well, actually I don't, but I understand that it's a sadistic trauma inflicted by blah blah blah blah blah...

[quip]

1. Your post is circumspect n/t

[Orrex]

4. Is that your idea of a tip?

And don't you ever sleep?

[quip]

6. Take it or cleave it

That was going to be MY question to you!

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Spare the rod...

[quip]

10. She got the goldmine,

[Orrex]

12. If you're aiming for a "lode" joke, I urge you to forbear

Surely you wouldn't stoop to a mere "shaft" pun, would you?

[quip]

14. Can ya diggit? Oooo DOUBLE entendre

:bounce:

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. wow my post spawned a copycat...

of not only a sex thread but a flamefest! awesome!

[Orrex]

5. Seemed too good an opportunity to miss

Thanks for the set-up!

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

3. Go to Olive Garden - you will fuggeddabouddit

[Orrex]

7. Only if I can breastfeed

Otherwise, no deal!

[KitchenWitch]

9. Breastfeeding at Olive Garden is mandatory.

[Indi Guy]

13. Yeah, I like the endless supply of garlic-milk

[quip]

11. So THAT'S the way it is in the House of KEWPIE..... n/t

[Indi Guy]

15. I believe that

the uncircumcised may have better foresight when thinking with their diminutive brains.

[Dr. Strange]

16. Foreskin and seven years ago...

So that's why they called him ABRAHAM Lincoln.

[Orrex]

17. Foreskin's a jolly good fellow

Which some, apparently, deny.