Check in here if you've ever danced on a table while drunk...

[redqueen]

or otherwise inebriated.

Bonus points if you fell off and there was a crowd there to see and appreciate the unintentional slapstick. (Like what I did.)

:D

[redqueen]

1. You're kidding... it's just me?

If it's just me I'm deleting this!

:blush:

[TK421]

2. umm

:blush: yes...with a lampshade on my head, but lets just keep that between us

[texas1928]

3. SIGH

For shame. :P

[redqueen]

6. What?

It's funny!

Or... I thought it was funny... maybe it's more like just sad. :P

[texas1928]

18. I did not say it was sad...

I was just commenting on the naughtyness of it. For SHAME!!!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. Fuck you Hitler!

I'll never tell.....

Unless you ask.

again.

maybe.

[redqueen]

8. Well... did you?!

[lost-in-nj]

5. Never did

but hell, its never to late!!!!



lost

[Parche]

7. Dance

There are pictures of me doing the hula in 1988 on Kauai up on stage at the Luau................
:popcorn: :hi:

[redqueen]

9. ehehehehehehe

Were ya wearin a grass skirt and coconuts on your chest? :7

[Parche]

10. Grass skirt

But NO coconuts
:popcorn: :hi:

[VenusRising]

11. I'm of the opinion....

that if you haven't danced on a table while drunk, you've never been truly drunk. :P

:hi:

[redqueen]

14. What about when you have to crawl or be carried to bed?

:blush:

:hi:

[VenusRising]

16. That's usually after you fall off the table.

:rofl:

[tigereye]

19. now that I've done

maybe I just don't remember the table part.... :rofl:


It was a very long time ago, though.

[ceile]

12. A few times.

Ah, the good old days. Good times....good times...:blush:

[redqueen]

15. Hehehehe...

it was certainly not dull!

[BarenakedLady]

13. Quite possibly

:bounce: :bounce:

[redqueen]

17. Now there's a good answer!

:toast:

[ThomCat]

20. What if you've danced naked on a table while completely sober?

:hi:

And got applause for it! :7

[lildreamer316]

21. I don't think I'm allowed to answer this question.

hee hee.

[ThomCat]

22. Sure you are.

You just do it better than the rest of us. :P

[laylah]

23. Oh heavens...

on the bar at the Tollgate Saloon in Central City, CO, at Lindens in Ft. Collins, CO, and some bar in Blackhawk, CO plus on a table at The Bear in Evergreen, CO...I was a frisky young thing :rofl:

edited to add: frisky "young" thing in my 30's

[fizzgig]

25. ...

:rofl:

[laylah]

26. you were NOT

supposed to see this thread, brat! Yup, daddy had a cow when he and Jerry walked into the Bear after a day of skiing, only to find me dancin' on the table and Sue egging me on. *sigh* He never did have a great sense of humor. OH WAIT, but he did, he married me! :rofl:

[TrogL]

24. How about drunk and naked

[graywarrior]

27. My last drunk was in a lesbian bar doing Elvis imitations on a table

I started off drinking White Russians and ended the fiasco with Black Russians. Only way I know it happened is there are pictures in a church file in Swampscott Ma.