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IdaBriggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 03:10 PM
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All your problems solved in ten words or less.
Begin.

:)
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 03:11 PM
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1. win the lottery quit my job move to the mountains.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 03:12 PM
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2. Less pain, more and less family, more money
Edited on Fri Oct-19-07 03:13 PM by ThomCat
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 03:12 PM
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3. Laminate floor won't lay flat
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 03:24 PM
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7. ...........
:spray:
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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 03:17 PM
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4. Smoke more weed
:)
:P
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 03:20 PM
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6. I'm sooooo going to do that once I start my new job
I don't think they're requiring a drug test because it hasn't been mentioned but just to be on the safe side I'm waiting until after I start.
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 03:19 PM
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5. figure out ignore function. nt.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 03:55 PM
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8. Less pain, less drama, more energy
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 03:58 PM
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9. I will do it in five: ear plugs, blindfold, psychotic behavior.
You can't hear, you can't see, and everyone will leave you alone.



:freak:
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Sweet Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:04 PM
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10. Finalize divorce; collect back child support; win lottery; lipodissolve; rejoice.
:P
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:07 PM
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11. Way mo' money - clear debt - college - plans work out. Done n/t
:hi:
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:10 PM
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12. January 20, 2009
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 07:54 AM
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13. buy land, win mega-millions, move south
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 07:58 AM
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14. Win lottery, lose weight, marry playmate, impeach/jail Bush.
Sweet!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 08:11 AM
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15. Acorns
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 08:23 AM
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16. mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 09:09 AM
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17. I can do it in two: President. Kerry.
That probably wouldn't solve all my problems, but I would sure feel like it had.
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