Match Game story style: "Evil Evan is so evil, he's dotted his i's with ______ since childhood."

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The rule is that the blank has to be filled with a story of at least 10 words, preferably a lot more.

[DarkTirade]

1. Hearts. Usually still-beating when they're stuck onto the page.

Usually from bats, reptiles, rodents, humans, you know, the 'lower' life forms. But occasionally... they're from a kitten.

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2. the leftover remains of his murder victims, showing a preference for the use

of lymph nodes, kidneys, and skull pieces that he'd grind up into a special ink and use from a hideous combination fountain-pen/switchblade that his uncle bought him in Spain, an artifact that the store proprietor had stolen from a wandering gypsy he murdered in the late 1800s in Transylvania, and which has led Evan not only to kill on a regular basis, but has given him a rather painful and maddening case of the shingles that he has suffered from

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. We'll send this around another round

Chuck Norris roundhouse :kick:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. I'd play but

I don't know if I am supposed to keep filling in the blank or continue the story from the last post????

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. No, write a whole new story!

Be creative! Let your inner writer out.

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Dead ladybugs. n/t

[formerrepuke]

6. "Up the butt, Bob...?"

[crispini]

11. .

:spray:

I remember that!

[terrya]

7. Posts like these remind me how much I miss arwalden.

[Blue Diadem]

8. with eyes of his enemies that he boiled

in oil before stuffing them with pimento.

[DS1]

9. cute little hearts like his younger sister Megan.

After signing his name, he puts his pencil back in the mouth on his left leg. Evan hadn't really thought out his plan to strip the skin off Megan and wear it. Evan was still growing. Every now and then, her skin would start to tear, and he had to find fresh skin to graft in. He preferred facial skin, as it was typically softer and more flexible. This created some rather odd bumps under his clothes, especially after taking someone's especially large nose and putting it on his bicep. Evan has had 3 noses

[QueenOfCalifornia]

12. Somehow I knew....

.... it was going to be a long, dry day. I stared out the window, nothing out there for me but hot asphalt and a two dollar beer. I've been called a lot of things but I think my favorite moniker is rat bastard nosy prick. You got to have a pretty thick skin to do my job. It was early in the afternoon, I knew I shouldn't but I opened my favorite drawer and pulled out a bottle and poured myself a shot. As if it knew, just to break up the mind numbing monotony, the phone rang. It screamed and demanded to be paid attention to like a bull terrier. The voice on the other end was low and salty, she didn't mince words; "I want someone to find out who my husband is screwing, I hear you are the man for the job." She must have heard about me being a rat bastard nosy prick. I took out a smoke and lit up, pulled a long drag and told the dame, "I charge $50 a day plus expenses, half due up front. I need a recent picture and a list of people, places and suspects. There was barely a heartbeat of a pause, "Do you have time to see me tonight? I need a drink." I got all covered in goosebumps, this babe was speakin' my language.

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13. It's a good story!

However, it does not fit the parameters of the game.

Still, great Micky Spilane-style writing!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

14. You said to

let my inner writer out or something like that...

Maybe we should start a Mickey Spilane style writing thread????? I fucked up your thread.... Awwwww!

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Nah, you didn't fuck it up! No harm done.

Try it again!

[DS1]

15. a promise to punch anyone who fucked up his DU threads in the face

and that's more than 10

[QueenOfCalifornia]

16. OUCH!

That hurt!