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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 09:22 PM
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Worst case of ...
...road rage evah!!!

Ever want to just smash into someone's car... just f*ing ram into them
after they steal your parking spot? You know... like in the scene from
"Fried Green Tomatoes"?

And, I pride myself in being able to control anger.

Well, not so much lately...

God help the person who tries that

when I finally do go through menopause.

:nuke:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 09:24 PM
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1. Ram into them....then drag them out of the car and beat them with a tire iron...
and then run over them twenty times, and then jump up and down on them while screaming 'JESUS SAVES! JESUS SAVES!'
Either that, or give them the middle finger.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 09:25 PM
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2. I'm telling you...
...if I hadn't driven out of that parking lot when I did tonight, I have no idea what would have happened to that man.

:grr:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 09:40 PM
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3. would you have pranked him to death?
:D
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 09:42 PM
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4. Nope
Afraid it would have been a little more serious than a prank! ;-)
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 09:58 PM
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5. oh...i mean THIS kind of pranking...
with a crowbar.
:evilgrin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDwgqTzjds
you're not a stiffly stifferson, are you?
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 10:10 PM
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6. Oh!
That was scary! Christopher Walken sort of freaks me out! :scared:
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 10:17 PM
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7. Yeah, but CW can be very cool
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 10:31 PM
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8. haha, i thought it was hilarious when i frst saw it on tv.
:P
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alarimer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 10:49 PM
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9. Oh yes
I don't know how some people get a driver's license. There are do many idiots on the road. As for the parking thing, I can't really remember the last time that happened to me but I did go off on a woman who placed a shopping cart right in the space I was about to pull into. In the middle of the space. Not on the side. IN THE MIDDLE. And she saw me too.
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 11:48 PM
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10. There are times when I wish
I had a pop-up mini-gun by which I could leave offending cars in a smoking heap of flaming wreckage burning at the side of the road...

...I probably have some issues on this...

:D
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-13-07 03:34 AM
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11. I don't care about people being asses on the road...
what I care about is people doing stupid things that can get other people KILLED.

You have the right to be stupid in your own home. You have the right to be stupid outside. You have the right to be stupid anywhere... but when you are in control of a 1+ ton machine that can mow through people like grass, you no longer have the right to be stupid. A vehicle IS a deadly weapon, and you cannot wave it around casually.

Oh, and people who park outside the lines piss me off too. But that's just a personal pet peeve. They're damn lucky lightsabers haven't been invented yet... 'cause if they had I'd be too tempted to run a lightsaber down the line and lop off the parts of the car that are sticking over... :evilgrin:
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-13-07 12:08 PM
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12. What drives me nuts is
there will be tons of regular parking, but the handicapped parking is FULL!! They pass out those handicapped parking permits like candy. One day when my elderly Grandfather and I were looking for a handicapped spot to park, these two 20-something girls took the last spot. Then they practically skipped to the store. That pisses me off more than people taking my parking spot.
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