Which one o' you mugs called me Saturday night?

[Oeditpus Rex]

The message was pretty garbled. :shrug:

Sorry I wasn't home. I was at a football game.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. That would be me.

:hi:

I may have been slightly drunk -- also, I have a garbly-ish voice. We kept calling you from ThomCat's place.

Sorry. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Aw, crap

Sorry I missed ya, d00d. :(

Wasn't your fault, though. Often, my answering machine's audio quality leaves something to be desired. x(

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. No, I'm pretty sure it was my voice.

Halfway through, I was thinking, "Crap, I really sound like that? And what the fuck am I talking about?" :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Trust me

Even with local calls from sober people, it's often hard to understand what they're saying. Goddamned digital machines. x(


I'm kinda glad I was working, though. You might've handed the phone to Priyanka, at which point I would've been all "Hamina hamina hamina..." :silly:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. She wasn't there.

x(

So you're stuck with me. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Ah, good

You don't make me nervous. No cleavage. :D

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. No, but strangely enough, I smell like curry.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Lemon curry?

:D

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. If that works, sure.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

Someone's in the kitchen with Priyank-A

Someone's in the kitchen, I know-o-o-o...


:D

[QueenOfCalifornia]

10. I was calling

numbers at random and saying:

I'll be right over... Jeebus is my copilot

Is that what the message sounded like?

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Nuh-uh

Sounded sorta like a cross between "Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" and "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec nec nulla. Aliquam eget risus sit amet ante faucibus consectetuer. Aenean nisl. Sed sapien. Proin ultrices feugiat diam. Nulla luctus. Donec euismod erat vitae turpis. Cras justo. Mauris neque. Maecenas eu diam ut odio faucibus dignissim. Morbi ac elit. Nullam pharetra vulputate risus. In a felis sed pede vulputate consequat. Maecenas vel neque. Morbi mattis."



:hi:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

14. That was my second guess...

Me and Jeebus will be right over.

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Yikes!

I'd better take a bath.

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. I may be garbly, but it wasn't me

I was asleep, Ossifer! I swear it! Tha's why I din't see tha other car! Honest, Ossifer! ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. I'da knowed if it were you

Your voice is deeper than SA's. :D









:hide:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. I was drunk, damnit!

My voice goes up when I'm happy. x(

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Mine goes up when I'm...

Sorry. :D

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. 'specially since I've had laryngitis

BTW

I had my dog call you tonight.

She was feeling frisky ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Good thing Lucy didn't answer

:scared:

[Whoa_Nelly]

20. Probably would have scared the shit outta Seneca!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Wouldn't be the first dawg she's scared

Lucy don't take no crap from nobody. :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

22. It was me. I'm sorry. It was a wrong number.

I was trying to get Domino's Pizza.

[Dangerously Amused]

23. It was me. I was looking for the Maytag Man, though.

:7

[billyskank]

24. Did you find him?

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

25. No, sadly.

But I had a nice conversation with someone named Lucy.


:hi:

[billyskank]

26. Oh, Lucy.

I love Lucy. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. ...

[Dangerously Amused]

31. Hee hee!

;)

[NewWaveChick1981]

28. It was the Jenis.

:rofl: He told me he was gonna call you. :P

[billyskank]

29. Hey you!

:* :hug: :loveya: :hi:

OMG you are so close to your milestone now! :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

30. I know.

:) :* :hug: Not many more now....:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. Well, that's just silly!

How's the Jenis gonna dial...



















Never mind. :blush:

[NewWaveChick1981]

33. I was wondering when somebody was gonna figure that out...

:P :evilgrin: :rofl: :hi:

[Deja Q]

34. Oi, I'm no mug! I'm a thermos!

:rofl: