'The central heating broke down. I had to light the oven and hold my pussy in front of it.'

[Oeditpus Rex]

Glass of water for Mr. Grainger.

[Heidi]

1. I want her hair!!!!

It's second on my list, right behind:

1) A hug from Oedi. :cry: :pout:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. You could get both at once

I might be packin'. :D






:hug:

[Heidi]

4. I'll bet you're

packin'. :evilgrin:

:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Ahem

Yeah, but not in colors.

[Heidi]

8. So, I was right

by half. :7

[In_The_Wind]

2. You are soooo bad!

I had to carry in more firewood at 1:30.
The last person at the stove forgot to close the damper! x(

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I gotta be bad once in awhile

Keeps me from rusting.







And I am unanimous in this!



:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

6. My good side is taking over at the moment.

Ah well.

:hi:

Being THTH is exhausting at times.
I need a serious rest while I find my old face.
Too bad I didn't just leave it in a jar by the door.

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. ...

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

10. Are You Being Served?

:rofl:

[yellowdogintexas]

11. "look in the mail slot and if you see my pussy, toss a sardine in to it

"he hung up!"


LOL

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

12. Some of my favorites

"You know, animals are very psychic. I mean, the least sign of danger and my pussy's hair stands on end."


"I hope we're not going to be late tonight. Because I've left Winston clinging to the curtain ring--he refuses to come down. The mere sight of my pussy drives him mad."


But they're all dogs! Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?"

"She went right up to the sergeant at the desk, and she said, 'Have any of your constables reported having seen this lady's pussy?'"

"I hope this isn't going to take long, Captain Peacock. The last time I was late, a fireman had to climb out of my bedroom window and risk his life on a narrow ledge tryin' to grab hold of my pussy."

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