I am going to go over to the GD Politics board, Any Advice?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

Last time I commented there it was tramatic. But I just feel like I need to go look....

[struggle4progress]

1. Take a taser

[QueenOfCalifornia]

2. That's good...

I don't have one, will a sharp fork work?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Gilligan!

Well, let me put it this way...

If we don't hear back from you in oh, say an hour...

We'll send out a search/rescue party!

Tread lightly, sweetie....

You've got to know what you're talking about as well...:scared:

You know I'm kidding, don't you?

:hug:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. God Yes!

I have made the mistake of making a mistake over there and it was like a pack of rabid, vicious, crazy DEMOCRATS gnawing on my throat... I'm skeeeeerd Peggy!!!!!!

[AlCzervik]

5. don't show weakness, they can smell it.

call for back up if needed.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

6. Dear Chimps,

Will you hear me when I'm screaming??? I mean, will you? And if you do hear me, will you bring your taser to get me out of there?

[AlCzervik]

7. don't worry, i'll be hovering.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

11. I saw you over there

I did... at least I think it was you...

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Take nothing seriously.

[Critters2]

9. Don't show the slightest fear

They'll be on you like a pack of wolves.

Courage, my dear Gilligan, courage :patriot:

[IndianaJones]

10. support for the DLC will always gain you some allies. nt.

[philosophie_en_rose]

12. reply to every thread with carrot top.

If any forum deserves it, it's GD and GD:P.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

20. You are trying to get me killed... AREN'T YOU!!!!!!!

Damn it.

[sarge43]

13. Above all don't shoot 'em. That only makes 'em mad. n/t

[laylah]

14. quickly assign someone

to be your medical power of attorney 'cuz ya just never know over there.

Good luck :hug:

[Deja Q]

15. sTAy AwaY FRom tHE MaDnESs! ThIS iS HugH!!1!!11!!!!2

:hide:

[billyskank]

16. Just go there with some strong opinions.

They like strong opinions.

[Orsino]

17. Be sure to post here about your experience before, during and after.

Christ.

[Deja Q]

18. Well, you got 'after' said. Here's 'before' and 'during':

Before = lotsa liquor.
During = plenty o' prozac.
After = finding Christ. Much like Michael Vick had, but in rather a less disingenuous way...

[QueenOfCalifornia]

22. Self medicating

and accepting that I have an imaginary friend???? That's what you've got for me???

I need some real advice here.

[RushIsRot]

19. Asbestos drawers are not only useful, they are mandatory!

[Gormy Cuss]

21. Two words:

Carrot Top.

[OzarkDem]

23. Three words

Don't back down. Don't let them bully you.

IMHO, and this may be tinfoil, but I think GD is the place that is targeted most by GOP trolls and disruptors, that's why its so contentious. Don't let them win, stay in there and make your points.

[ronnykmarshall]

24. Post: I think Lieberman's really not that bad ...

and run like hell.

It's the cyber version of the flaming bag of dog poop.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

26. I could do a little bit of a twist

on that by saying that John McCain and Joe Lieberman are really more middle of the road and would be okay running mates for 2008. It could really bring this country together.

[nickgutierrez]

25. Here, take this suit of medieval armor.

Just don't fall down, and you should be good.

[EstimatedProphet]

27. Post lots of Carrot Top stuff to ingratiate yourself with them

[QueenOfCalifornia]

28. You just wont let me forget

So I have to do this: