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TheFriendlyAnarchist

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Thu Sep-20-07 03:53 PM
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I love Catholic girls. . .

In German class we were having a pretty 'raunchy' conversation (Me, two guys and one girl). We were goofing around, talking about thongs, messing around seeing if one kid could bend his finger back to his wrist (weird, I know, but when you're bored, little things like that amuse you)

So I say I can do some pretty amazing things with my tongue (Which I can. Swallow it, touch the mid part of my nose, shit like that). Both guys said "That's dirty man!" The girl just looked down and said, "That's not dirty." and started blushing.

Further reinforcing the fact Catholic schools' abstinence-only education does nothing :P

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progressoid

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Thu Sep-20-07 03:56 PM
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1. All I can think of is

Zappa.

"Catholic Girls"

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Thu Sep-20-07 04:13 PM
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2. German class?

Shit, dude.

:rofl::rofl:

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TheFriendlyAnarchist

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Thu Sep-20-07 04:40 PM
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5. I take French too, in my defense. . .

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guitar man

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Thu Sep-20-07 04:20 PM
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3. yeah

but they start much too late......sooner or later it comes down to fate. :D

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Sanity Claws

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Thu Sep-20-07 04:34 PM
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4. I also thought of this line from the Billy Joel song

"I might as well be the one" -- not the most romantic line. No wonder he had romantic problems.

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guitar man

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Thu Sep-20-07 04:45 PM
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6. lol

not the most romantic thing ever written for sure..

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MrScorpio

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Thu Sep-20-07 04:50 PM
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7. Catholic Girls = Getting Lucky

More times than I can count

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Book Lover

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Thu Sep-20-07 04:53 PM
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8. Sorry to bring seriousness into a Lounge post

Edited on Thu Sep-20-07 04:54 PM by Book Lover

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TheFriendlyAnarchist

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Thu Sep-20-07 05:14 PM
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10. . . .okay?

Probably for my blatant Catholic broadbrush ;)?

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Book Lover

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Thu Sep-20-07 06:35 PM
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11. And then I realized

that I don't even care; I haven't been a catholic schoolgirl in 20 years. I was just being pendantic. And who needs that!?

But for the record, I was taught (correctly) all about sex and bc in (all-girls catholic) high school.

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texas1928

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Thu Sep-20-07 05:04 PM
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9. Catholic Girls and Preacher's daughters.

The best thing for horny teenage boys every where. I grew up in a small town and we had Catholic farmer's daughters. OH BOY!!!!

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