If you HAAAAADD to date one of these women, who would you choose?

[Pushed To The Left]

Poll question: If you HAAAAADD to date one of these women, who would you choose?

You have to pick one, or a kitten gets it!!!

[XemaSab]

1. I'm with Steve Earle.

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG7HJ5G5o4Q

[idgiehkt]

2. I went with Ingraham because according to Brock she is the fakest

just in it for the dough apparently.

[Awsi Dooger]

3. Barbara Bush

She'd be the most likely to die before I got there.

And no, I don't mean THERE.

[Arugula Latte]

42. Oh, come on. We all know you've got a big "Grandmother fetish" goin' on...

You can't get enough of the Ice Matron Headmistress thing ...

:D ;)

[fujiyama]

61. haha! Best response ever!

BTW how's everything going with you?

[Awsi Dooger]

67. I'm okay, fujiyama

I hope everything is well with you.

Right now I'm focusing more on sports than politics, trying to be fresh in '08. If our primary looks to be more competitive I'll switch back a bit earlier.

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. Where is the *shoot yourself* option?

I guess if haaaaaaaaad to date one of these women, I'd pick Condoleeza. Coulter and Ingraham dated D'Nesh D'Souza and I'm not going near anyone married to a Bush. Michelle Malkin is Filipina and is likely to be related to me in some distant way. So that leaves Rice.

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

39. Can I Shoot Myself TWICE???

I want to have a spare gun and bullet, in case the first one misfires.

[regnaD kciN]

5. I ain't sayin'...

...but, if placed in that situation, I'd at least be able to put my motto -- "F*** The Right Wing" -- into practice!

:evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

6. I voted, but...

I'll never te-eelll!!!

:puke:

[Adsos Letter]

7. I aint sayin' either...

...but I'd have a lot of questions answered when it was ...uh....over. Assume what you wish from that...

:D

[XemaSab]

9. Chiggity check yourself...

http://emergency.cdc.gov/agent/anthrax/index.asp

[Gonzo Gardener]

8. Katherine Harris...

because I like her opossum.


;)


Somebody, please, help me out...who's got that vile pic that has been circulating DU?

[YDogg]

46. I'd hit that possum.

[CBHagman]

57. Boy, you really can find anything on the Internet.

Over in the Keith Olbermann some resurrected the photo of that horrible woman (You know, the one with the purple heart Band-Aid) from the 2004 GOP convention. I'm surprised I haven't been put off my dinner...

[krispos42]

10. Katherine Harris

Let's face it, from the neck down she's pretty good looking. Let's face it, beauty is only doggy-style or a light switch away. I like curves, and I think she has the most of all of them. They may not be natural curves, but they are curves nonetheless.

Now that she's out of office, I don't think I'd have to wait in line behind a bunch of lobbyists and loyal Bushies ready to service her for political favors, either.

And then I'd scrub myself with Comet and Scotch-Brite. And I'd never tell a soul.

[underpants]

15. I agree she has quite the smokin' bod-she edges out Laura Ingraham on this list

IMHO

[TreasonousBastard]

29. You can check this out, too...

http://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html

[MrCoffee]

35. i totally voted for Spunk and Moxie!

you go, girls.

[usaftmo]

40. Thanks...now there's no amount of

viagra that will help me now! I kind of liked the last pic. The old geezer (imitating Uncle Sam) seems to be undressing her with his eyes...quick...get the crash-cart!

:rofl:

[Aristus]

52. Someone should tell that bitch that actually "wrapping yourself in the flag"

is against the Federal Flag Code, while burning it, oddly enough, isn't.

[Ghost in the Machine]

62. Yep, I'm a PIG.. I like her "spunk" & "moxie"...

:evilgrin:

[TreasonousBastard]

28. Ever read what Ben Franklin had to say about...

older women?

http://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html

[Richard Steele]

66. Same here. And bear in mind, her "wingnuttery" isn't internal or inherent.

She's just a dumbass fluff-brained moran who is easily led.
She's a puppet, and a soft one. She had an idea of her own once,
and it died of loneliness.

Two weeks of "dating" someone like me, and she'd be getting
dragged out of Congressional hearings in a pink shirt screaming
"stop the Iraq genocide", KnowhutImean?

I'm not kidding- I honestly believe that.

[Guava Jelly]

11. I pick a sh_t covered pig

I would take that over any of these hateful skanks

[Bucky]

34. Oh, you make Mrs Bush so happy!

[Lethe]

12. Nancy Grace, but only if she agrees to taser me

i picked her not based on physical appearance, but because i think the conversations would be comedy gold.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. I'd choose "Dr" Laura, even though I'm straight.

And I'd make sure there were plenty of pictures of us holding hands, etc...

Maybe that'd shut off her homophobic diatribe.

[formerrepuke]

14. So long kitty...! I'm spending the night with Rosy Palm....n/t

[edbermac]

16. Malkin is not that bad looking.

Just her mind is ugly.

[NewJeffCT]

17. What I always say about Malkin

Is that she is appealing in that "evil demonic temptress" sort of way.

[ashling]

25. Maybe

if she would put duct tape over that side of her face with the lage creepy eye

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. Yep, same with Laura Ingraham.

[SacredCow]

18. See ya, Kitten.... n/t

[SKKY]

19. Whoever picked Katherine Harris is sick, just sick.

I think I'd take Michelle Malkin, but only if she supplied the Jagermeister.

[MrCoffee]

33. whatever. you just know that Katie is a Kougar in the sack

she's a stone-freak, all right. the good kind.

[Bucky]

36. While I agree, I also suspect she keeps a stilletto under her pillow

Definitely take her to a motel. Her place has the stillettos and you don't want her learning YOUR address.
And of course most elevators have the security cameras in them now.

[SteppingRazor]

20. Laura Bush

Just so I can dis George. :evilgrin:

[LanternWaste]

21. She brings out something in me I didn't know I had...

Well... Condi.

She brings out something in me I didn't know I had. I can easily imagine her coming over to my place dressed as Batgirl with a whip in one hand, and a bottle of fifty year old scotch in the other.

I'm sure I'd end up with a lot of deep lacerations all over by the end of her gig, but I think it would fun-- at least once.

I think I'll be caaling my imaginary therapist after I post this...

(As John Cleese once said-- "Try it once, you're a philosopher; try it again and you're a pervert")

[Bucky]

37. Um, last time Dr Rice had a fifty year old Scotch in hand...

George Bush had ordered her to keep Gordon Brown in the coalition

[Pierre.Suave]

22. Laura Ingraham

Least revolting of the bunch, and best looking.

Trust me,after that, I would be her new GOD...

and she wouldn't be doing a lot of talking...

[BlueJazz]

23. I picked the prettiest one of the Bunch ! >>>

[MilesColtrane]

24. I went with Pickles.

That way I could bum smokes and pills off of her. The night wouldn't be a total waste.

[AlCzervik]

26. shut garage door, attach hose to exhaust pipe, start engine, breathe deeply.

where is that option?

[krispos42]

65. Probably wouldn't work

Modern cars are too clean!

Get yourself a car from the '60s first. I give you, hmmm, 4 minutes with one of those in an enclosed space!

[CTyankee]

27. I used to play this game with my ex husband. He'd list some revolting

men I had to pick from (with a gun to my head) and then I would pick some revolting women that he'd have to pick from. This was some time ago. I remember once having to pick Richard Nixon and he having to pick Lurleen Wallace (look her up).

You learn a lot of things about your spouse this way...

(but no, that didn't cause the divorce!)

[Throd]

31. I'd love to be like white on Rice!

[Bucky]

32. Ugh! How is Malkin winning this poll?

Malkin? Really? Okay, sure, she's cute. But that goddamn shrewish personality. Blecch!

A couple of these women seem to have decent personalities. Rice is attractive and seemingly professional, but reminds me too much of an ex-GF of mine. That brought it down to Ingraham or Harris. Ingraham you could probably talk with afterwards. But I went with Wacky Kate. Sure, they're fakies and I hate fakies, but you know she's just so tawdry that I wouldn't feel bad about kicking out the back door the next morning.

[rug]

38. Nancy Grace's nostrils are just made for sex.

[Mojambo]

49. Best post ever. n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

51. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dukkha]

41. Ann Coulter for the BDSM

A great opportunity to just beat the snot out of her. Then post lots of humiliation pics everywhere.

[THUNDER HANDS]

43. Laura Bush

Nice butt on her. I'm serious.

Hillary has a nice butt too.


must be a first lady thing.

[Deja Q]

44. Ann Coulter.

She looks good in leather and something tells me she'd be good at more than just being opinionated. :D

[Throd]

47. If she can fit her foot in her mouth, just imagine...

[sniffa]

45. can't say

i haven't seen any of their feet yet.

but babs is out.

[SKKY]

48. All you people who said Katherine Harris...

...You're wrong. Like, 20 or 30 kinds of wrong.

[triguy46]

50. Shit, I'm leaving town and you'll never catch me!

[KamaAina]

53. Hmmmm... ummm.. oh, wait a minute, I'm gay!

Gay as a tree full of parrots. Queer as a three-dollar bill. I can't even think straight!*

(*-statements only valid within this thread)

[Pacifist Patriot]

54. Poor kitty.

[flvegan]

55. All of them...at once. With that, two words: Dirty Sanchez

The sex tape I'd make would not only net me serious cash, but would also most certainly be a problem for the right wingers.

[SPKrazy]

56. Laura

Ingraham

with a roll of duct tape if she started talking :P

:eyes:

actually they all make me puke in one way or another

:rofl:

[MilesColtrane]

58. Jesus, what sick fucker voted for Barbara Bush?

Bestiality is illegal. Get help.

[Danger Mouse]

59. someone voted for Babs? GAH! as for me, i guess i'd go with Malkin.

she's not bad looking. just crazy.
i bet she enjoys a rough spanking.

[pitohui]

60. the kitten gets it

that's what kittens are for

[bluedigger]

63. I'm at a loss for words...

-backs out of room-

-creeps away-

(friends don't let friends sleep with repuglithugs)

[DarkTirade]

64. I'd choose hari kiri.