With the grace of a rapidly tromping sow, I go...

[LaraMN]

I just ran up the stairs, decided I could vault two at a time, slipped on my sock, and hit my face on the handrail.

Earlier, I swung my arm down while seated, and smashed my elbow into my hip bone, which really, really hurt, in sting-y kind of way.

This is the reason I couldn't be a dancer or a surgeon. Also, surgery is icky and I look funny in a leotard.

:bounce:
:hi:

[rug]

1. The Pentagon is looking for people like you.

[LaraMN]

2. I know. Not everyone has had as many head injuries as me.

People like me are a rare breed.