What fun things have you been called on message boards?

[DuctapeFatwa]

No need to name names or boards, just show some samples from your collection.

Mine include

"no sense of decency"
"sorry excuse for a human being"
"zionist"
"suicide bomber"
"terrorist"
"freeper"
"communist"
"socialist"
"over-educated"
"mongoloid idiot"
"ideologue"
"unprincipled scum"
"idealistic cloud-dweller"
"latte drinker"
"mudworld bottom-feeder"
"mindless haranguer"
"drive-by gangbanger"
"traitor"
"detainee-to-be"

and my personal favorite, "black-souled mouse monkey"

[jimbo fett]

1. I wanna be the "black-souled mouse monkey." Pleeeeeeeze?

"fag-lovin' reetard" is my personal fave.

[TrogL]

2. Republican

(note that I'm a Canadian citizen and have no Green Card)

• in the employ of Cheney
  
• employed by Rove
  
• Republican plant
  

[name not needed]

3. ghjk

communist
pinko
fuckball
shitfuck
fuckwad
childish liberal scum
socialist
pond scum
liberal scum
assfuck

thats all i can remember right now. probably a lot more stuff.

[jedicord]

4. Gray-Haired Old Geezer

married to a nagging wife (or else she left me), laid off by Cheney and Halliburton.

I'm young (OK, not really, but at least call me middle-aged), happlily married, female, and quit Halliburton about a year after the Dresser "merger", 'cause it was downhill from there. Main reason I can't stand Cheney, by the way. I saw how he treated his employees, and could tell that's how he'd treat American citizens, like second-hand spit.

[Bertha Venation]

27. you saw how Cheney would "treat American citizens, like second-hand spit"

You sure called that, jedicord. He didn't even spare his own daughter from this.

[NightTrain]

5. Childish, unpatriotic, disgusting, profane, anti-Christian, anti-Semitic..

...male-basher, misogynist, commie, capitalist stooge, socialist, nigger-lover, bigot, race-baiter, faggot, macho pig, loser, wimp, clueless, Saddam's buddy, GOP-basher, Nader-loving Republican, terrorist-lover, and lazy work-hater, among other things.

And a lot of that invective came from my fellow liberals! That's why I say the left can be just as full of shit as the right.

[geniph]

6. Manhating dyke feminazi treehugger

I am indeed a feminist and a treehugger, but no kind of manhater, I'm basically straight (although I'm willing to learn!), and I'm no Nazi; au contraire, mon frere!

[Bertha Venation]

24. You, too?!

A lot of people think that if you're a lesbian (which I am; I know you're not) automatically means manhating feminazi.

People don't realize how stupid that is. If I hated men, I would hate my dad (no love lost but I don't hate him), my uncle, my father-in-law, my brothers-in-law, my nephews, my best friend, many dear other friends, many old family friends, and most of my co-workers -- not to mention roughly half of the strangers I see on any given day.

People are stupid.

Oh, yeah--treehugger. Absolutely. That one's me. Feminist? How can a free thinker not be a feminist? I don't know their definition of feminazi, so I can't say if it suits me.

[dweller]

7. Hey! i meant

idealistic cloud-

dweller.


dp

[KamaAina]

8. A fascist

right here at the mighty DU!

[DS1]

9. It's so funny I'm keeping it to myself

:evilgrin:

Of course, the originator knows what it is, and a select few here

[DuctapeFatwa]

22. Aww come on. Is it better than "clinton rumpswab?"

Inquiring minds...

[Archae]

10. "Clinton Rumpswab."

That's what the "editor" of this teeny Georgia "newspaper" here:

www.villarica.com

calls anyone who doesn't share his total absolute hatred of ANY of the Clintons.

(I argue with the jerk on the Fidonet.)

[Edge]

11. Oh, I've been called...

a troll
a freeper
an idiot
an ignorant SOB
liberal scum
pinko commie
ignorant
pothead
gay lover
etc, etc, etc...

[ronnykmarshall]

12. My faves

My faves are the dumb ass homophobic ones.

"Butt Pirate"

Which I like to respond: "Where do you homophobs come up with these adorable little attempts at insults? Butt Pirate, huh? What is that actually? Is it some big ol' butt with a patch over one cheek and a parrot sitting on the other?"


"Turd Burglar"

My stock response: "Just what does a turd burglar steal? TP? Under ware to make skid marks?"

The usual response from them is: "Fuck you, fag!"

So clever, I tells ya!

[CO Liberal]

13. "Gun Grabber"

I'm called that all the time down on DU's Justice/Public Safety Board.

[Kamika]

14. zionist, jew, arab and muslim lover

Most popular stuff (albeit most of this was in irc where I used to chat politics not msg boards)

most popular must have been

zionist
jew
Arab and muslim

see back then everything was always israel etc etc and since I'm one of the smartest persons alive I know everything so I had to defend everyone.

One day some Jew would come and say how all palestinians should be driven away or some Rightwinger would come and say how all arabs shoudl be killed so I had to argue that.

Then the next day some arab would come in saying how all jews controlled the world and how his goal in life was to kill an American... So I would argue that and say Israel is still a real democracy and a great country etc

Anyway first day I'm a muslim lover next day a zionist :D

Then ofcourse I've been called the normal stuff like

Traitor
Fascist
Nazi
Communist
Religious-freak

and assorted asian racial slurs.. which for some reason mostly seem to indicate I'm some prostitute in one way or another. (not that most rightwingers doesn't love that)

[camero]

15. Uneducated

usually by people who are themselves uneducated.

[ZenLefty]

16. I was called a 'BJ excuser'

So if you get (or give) a BJ and need someone to excuse you, I'm your man. :D Some right wingnut called me that in a virulent PM long ago. It still makes me laugh to this day.

[DuctapeFatwa]

23. LOL it is making me laugh since I read it.

Dadgum tree-huggin, sandal-wearin BJ-excusin' liberals!

[Pithlet]

28. LOL! That's my favorite one so far.

[Duncan Grant]

17. "Liberal purist!"

Yep, right here at DU! I wear it like a badge of honor!

[Kamika]

18. I been called a freeper :D

And like conservative and stuff

[Duncan Grant]

19. So the liberals have you on ignore...

and the conservatives have me on ignore. :7 There *is* harmony in the universe! :wow: :hi:

[sister_rosa_refried]

20. Penguin

Old Buzzard
Get's NUN
Dusty old hag
Dried up old prune

[Duncan Grant]

21. At least they don't tell ya your post are...

nunsense (rimshot)! :evilgrin:

A belated welcome to DU sister_rosa_refried! :hi:

[ronnykmarshall]

25. Watch out

She packs a mean ruler.

[Bertha Venation]

26. mostly from self-describing as a follower of Christ who happens to be gay:

hypocrite
unsaved (*gasp* the horror!)
God-hater
crucifier
pervert
disgusting pervert
disgusting child-molesting pervert
anal slime
liar
backslidden
willful
irredeemable

I've also been called racist, by someone here on DU, a bigot (which I imagine is true from time to time; to quote Brett Butler, "I hate bigots so much I am one"), and, of course, I've been called every ugly, disgusting euphemism for "lesbian" in the book.

:shrug: What these assholes don't seem to understand is that, to someone who knows who she is, who's completely at ease within her own skin, her own soul, it's merely sticks & stones.