Hurricanes ALWAYS "slam" and "roar". We need new verbs.

[trof]

"Hurricane Fillintheblank SLAMMED the coast of State and ROARED through Town/countyname."

Please post your suggestions here.
Winner gets to appear on live TV with the Channel 5 WeatherBunny.
;-)

[redqueen]

1. Caressed

Introduced itself to

hell, I have no idea

[GOPisEvil]

2. Just once I want to see a hurricane mosey.

"Hurricane Clem mosied into (insert southern town here) last night."

[trof]

4. And then meandered through ___________.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Can a hurricane "schlep"?

[trof]

11. "Hurricane Wanda schlepped her soggy baggage through Location today."

[MrScorpio]

3. Fucked

I've been fucked by several Hurricanes


Not fun

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. "Raped", "Anally invaded", "Enema-ed", "Jackhammered like Long Dong Silver on speed"

:rofl:

[trof]

10. "Hurricane Ivan butt-f*cked Mobile Bay before dawn this morning."

Oh yeah.
I like that.

[Shakespeare]

7. Perambulate.

Or lollygag.

Or skedaddle.

[johnnie]

8. Gally-wagged

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Mosey; got it's hitch up; explosively ovulated

[pokerfan]

12. Strolled ashore with an awkward insouciant swagger

[Deja Q]

13. piddled/meowed

:hide:

[begin_within]

14. Sashay

[begin_within]

15. The hurricane Roved around the Atlantic, finally Browning into the coast, then Chertoffing

across the countryside.

[trof]

17. Son, yer on to somethin'.

:thumbsup:
"Hurricane George bushed into the Alabama coast last night."

[lligrd]

19. Love It! nt

[johnnie]

16. Did the hustle

[lligrd]

18. Whispered Wickedly Softly Caressing Roofs and Sending

them soaring to new heights.

Edited to elaborate.