Ripple effect of banning bathroom sex in MN is beginning. Man ejaculates on sleeping passenger

[DS1]

Northwest employee, too


http://www.newsique.com/us/off-duty_nwa_worker_charged_with/

Minneapolis An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

The FBI identified the man as Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, 20, of Lakewood, Wash. He was charged in federal court with simple assault, a misdemeanor.

It happened on the redeye Monday morning from Seattle to Minneapolis. The woman was headed back to college.

Near the end of the flight, the FBI said Gonzalez sat next to the woman as she was trying to sleep. He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her back, clothes and seat after he walked away. She told the officers he had ejaculated on her.

The woman told the flight attendants about the incident. They moved her to another seat and called police from the air. The crew also moved the man to a seat near the front of the plane until the end of the flight.

Northwest Airlines Corp. said the flight crew asked that police meet the flight from Seattle when it arrived early Monday in Minneapolis, and that's where officers arrested Gonzalez.

The victim told her boyfriend she was told Gonzalez is a Northwest employee.

[Heidi]

1. That happened in March, before the Craig thang. (nt)

[CottonBear]

2. Ewwwww!

That is so freaking gross. :puke:

[Tektonik]

3. march 6, 2007

:P

absurd nonetheless

[Richardo]

4. That's from March!

I thought it had kind of a 'matcom' kinda vibe....

[ruiner4u]

5. All he did was share his love juice with her...

Whats wrong with some people?




:sarcasm:

[IndianaJones]

6. Did she offer any explanations for rejecting his advances? nt.

[Orrex]

7. Why is that just simple assault?

It would seem to be "indecent assault" at the very least.

By the way: Ick.

[rug]

8. Come again?

[Skittles]

9. OK

if a man ever spooed on me in any situation unrelated to consenting mutual hot sex, they'd be calling the cops AND the coroner

[DS1]

11. You really know how to suck the life and joy right out of something

don't you











:hide:

[Skittles]

14. he would spoo no more

no INDEED :hi:

[LaraMN]

10. It's the Minnesota air. It's full of pheromones.

We have a factory, but that's info. to be kept on the down-low.

[pokerfan]

12. How is this a "ripple effect" of banning bathroom sex?

Even if it wasn't from last spring.

[DS1]

13. People have nowhere to get off anymore

so this woman's back was 'it'

[Skittles]

15. it's a joke, pokerfan

I thought it was purty witty :D

[pokerfan]

16. Oh, that's very, very funny! Mile high comedy indeed.

Not another high jacking!

[SOteric]

17. *groan*

Twenty lashes with a wet noodle for the bad pun.


And this because I didn't think of it first.

[trof]

18. "spooning"? Hunh?

Spooning is the act of two people lying on their sides, with one person's front to the other person's back, such that they fit together in a manner similar to spoons. The person who holds the other is often referred to as the "Big Spoon," while the participant who is held is the "Little Spoon".

Spooning can be done with participants clothed as a non-sexual form of physical intimacy, it can be an act of naked cuddling before or after sex, or it can be used as a sex position: see Spoons sex position.

Spooning can also be done in groups, a Group Spoon, this can take place in such areas as a large bed or on the floor.

Spooning can take several forms. 1) Soft: Participants spoon with minimal or no body contact. 2) Medium: In this form of spooning, the arm is slipped around the small spoon participant's waist, thus more body contact is achieved. 3) Hard: Normally post-coital, hard spooning is the most intimate of the three forms, and constitutes a tighter spoon involving significant pressure and intertwining arms.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooning

[matcom]

19. oh sure. I get a new job and you resort to posting MY old news stories

nice Hitler. REAL nice.

:eyes:

[DS1]

23. Quit yer bitchin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYXqlgzAc-0

[matcom]

26. GAWD I love you!

and your body is SMOKIN!

what are u wearing right now?

[DS1]

27. but.... *lips trembling*

I CAN'T GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT!



















:cry:

[matcom]

28. NUTTIN' Better than a DU Orgy!

good times, good times.

:rofl:

you are correct. you cannot. but SHE on the other hand....

:think:

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

20. That's how they say "hello" in Minnesota

Some people are just too insular

[Crabby Appleton]

21. I've looked at the fine print on my ticket - it didn't say I couldn't do that

If they're gonna make up a bunch of unreasonable arbitrary rules they should warn you.

[KitchenWitch]

22. Very old news d00d.

[TK421]

24. So I guess you could call this the one-eye, red-eye bulls-eye

....:+

[DS1]

25. for the straight guy