Okay, what is the deal with you women?

[Dr. Strange]

I don’t mean to paint with a broad brush, but what’s the deal?

I decided to make dinner for a coworker, no big deal. She graciously allowed me to use her kitchen. So I made lasagna for her. And before I even get it set on the table, she starts yakking about “I suppose you think you’re going to get sex just because you made me dinner.” And I’m thinking, WTF? Why can’t a guy just make a nice dinner for a friend? Why do women just assume that all the guy is interested in is sex? So I put the lasagna down, told her to enjoy her meal, put my clothes on, and left.

So seriously, what is up with women?

[AlCzervik]

1. that was pretty funny.

[redqueen]

2. hahahahahaha

*sigh*

[eyepaddle]

3. Nice!

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

4. Dude, everyone knows that lasagna is an invitation to sex.

[VenusRising]

5. Tell her to turn the AC on next time.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Good one!

[underpants]

6. That's hot!

:bounce:

[Deep13]

7. They know how social pressures are and she can't read your mind. nt

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. I think you missed the joke.

Somewhere between putting down the lasagna and leaving.

[Deep13]

9. yup.

guess so.

[City of Mills]

10. ROFL!

Oh, I must be getting tired, but this almost got me :)

[soleft]

11. You have a future in stand up

[Dr. Strange]

13. Every time I start talking about my love life...

people tell me I have a future in stand up. Hmmmmmm...

[JVS]

12. You should have said "I think I'm going to get sex because I fucking rule!"

and started flexing. Women love confidence.

[Debi]

14. Please tell me you wore and apron! ? ! ? n/t

[Dr. Strange]

16. Sorry, but I'm allergic to aprons.

[SarahB]

15. She was probably just horny.

And you blew it. :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. experience is whats up. n/t