The toaster is talking to me again...nt

[Javaman]

[ThomCat]

1. Is it still telling bad jokes like last time?

[Javaman]

4. no, it's jokes are worse and they all end in the phrase...

"barny may think he's a dinosaur, but the ribs are dry!"

I mean, :wtf:?

[redqueen]

2. Was the consumption of any fungi involved

in enabling this machine to vocalize?

[Javaman]

6. Well, I have been using a new exotic brand of bread from

Borneo.

[Callalily]

3. Maybe you can be

added to his friends list. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=81577126


stupid typo

[Javaman]

7. So that explains his recent outburst! He just said...

"believe me! I can do much better than you!"

That hurt me.

[lost-in-nj]

5. Is it telling you secrets

or just giving you crumbs???

:rofl: :rofl:

lost

[Javaman]

8. Crumbs..

what's so funny? this toaster is scaring the hell out of me! :scared:

[CTyankee]

9. So? My coffee pot sings to me every day. It's kinda nice. n/t

[Javaman]

10. singing would be nice, but my toaster can't carry a tune

and thinks it's a catskills comedian!!! None of the punch lines make any seance.

oh no! the toaster just partnered with the blender!! I told them to leave but the oven is their agent!!!

[CTyankee]

13. Too bad! My coffee pot is channeling the recently departed Beverly Sills. n/t

[Connonym]

11. are you sure it's not really a Cylon?

[MrCoffee]

14. if my toaster looked like Number 6, I'd make waffles every day

[jobycom]

12. My cell phone just burned my sandwich.

:shrug:

[Cabcere]

15. An elevator talked to me and my coworker over the summer.

:scared: Freaked us both the hell out. We were bringing down some heavy supplies from the second floor of this new building, and as we reached the first floor, this computerized elevator voice started talking to us about health care. :wtf: Health care? An elevator? :crazy: :shrug: It was definitely one of the weirder experiences of my life...

[SPKrazy]

16. Mine talks, sings, plays music

of course it is supposed to :rofl:


:crazy: