The Bar Is Open.............But

[Parche]

You must list your favorite line from your favorite movie



JESSEP
You want answers?

KAFFEE
I think I'm entitled to them.

JESSEP
You want answers?!

KAFFEE
I want the truth.

JESSEP
You can't handle the truth!

.You don't want the truth. Because deep
down, in places you don't talk about at
parties, you want me on that wall. You want
me there
(boasting)
We use words like honor, code,
loyalty...we use these words as the
backbone to a life spent defending
something. You use 'em as a punchline.
(beat)
I have neither the time nor the
inclination to explain myself to a man who
rises and sleeps under the blanket of the
very freedom I provide, then questions the
manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer
you just said thank you and went on your
way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a
weapon and stand a post. Either way, I
don't give a damn what you think you're
entitled to.

[SteppingRazor]

1. Make mine a Bloody Mary. And I dunno what my favorite is, but...

My most oft-quoted is probably:

"It ain't the years, it's the mileage."
-- Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[Parche]

2. BM

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/06/bloody_mary_narrowweb__300x449,0.jpg :hi:

[texas1928]

3. Maker's Mark and coke.

Dwayne T. Robinson: You listen to me, you little asshole...
John McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, *Dwayne*. Now you listen to me jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on!

[Parche]

6. MMC

:hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

4. From...

...Robin Hood: Men in Tights:

Maid Marian: I've come to warn you, Prince John and Rottingham have hired men to kill you at the fair tomorrow. You musn't go.
Robin Hood: Well, that's easy. I won't.
Maid Marian: Oh, I'm so happy! They were going to try to lure you there by having an archery contest.
Robin Hood: An archery contest?
Maid Marian: Their archer is unbeatable.
Robin Hood: Really?
Maid Marian: Robin, promise you won't go.
Robin Hood: All right, I promise you won't go.
Maid Marian: Thank you.

Achoo: But wait a minute, Robin, didn't you just...
Robin Hood: Cool it...
Achoo: Chilled.

And speaking of chilled, I'll have an ice cold Corona. :9

[Parche]

7. Are You Not Moving To Texas?

:hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

19. I am...

...leaving Sunday. :woohoo:

[KitchenWitch]

5. Make mine a rootbeer float

From the Wizard of Oz

Wicked Witch "Ohhh... you cursed brat! Look what you've DONE! I'm melting! Melting! Oh... what a world, what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?!"

[Parche]

10. You Killed Her......

:rofl: :rofl: :applause: :hi:

[underpants]

8. Kaffee = David Inglesisas

Tom Cruise's character Lt. Daniel Kaffee was based on David Iglesias, at the time a United States Navy Reserve commander.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104257/trivia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Iglesias_(attorney)

[underpants]

11. Brain cloud?

Make mine a COLD MILLER!!! (union made)

[Parche]

12. Miller Cumming Right Up

:hi: :popcorn: :bounce:

[lost-in-nj]

17. ....

Oh HITLER

:spank: :spank: :spank:

again you turned a thread pevvy (sigh)
your own thread at that.....


and its autographed?????!!!!

bwhahhahahha



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


lost

[Parche]

33. Oh For Gawds Sake Tojo

He was thirsty :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :hi:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You still.....................lost :rofl: :rofl:
:hi:

found

[lost-in-nj]

38. TOJO????

Isn't that what they filmed Godzilla and Mothra in????

TOJOSCOPE

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Heres 2 from POWDER

Donald Ripley: It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Powder: Albert Einstein.
Donald Ripley: When I look at you, I have hope that maybe one day our humanity will surpass our technology.


Powder: She didn't go some place... your wife. I felt her go. Not away, just out... everywhere.

I will take a glass of chilled 2004 Rustenberg
Stellenbosch Chardonnay

please

yes I'm still
lost

PS I know its TOHOSCOPE

[Parche]

40. One Stellenbosch For Hugo Chavez

:hi:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

found



Tojo

[Parche]

13. Lt Kaffee

KAFFEE
(quietly)
Did you order the code red?

JESSEP
(beat)
I did the job you sent me to do.

KAFFEE
Did you order the code red?

JESSEP
(pause)
You're goddamn right I did

[BOSSHOG]

24. Don't call Me Son

I'm a Lawyer and an Officer in the United States Navy and you're Under Arrest You Son of a Bitch. The witness is excused.

[Parche]

36. Hey Boss

I love that movie
I could watch it 1000 times and still be wowed
:hi:

[BOSSHOG]

48. We watch it everytime its on

and I amuse my wife by voicing the lines of the courtroom scenes. I guess its rather pavlovian but she expects it.

[Parche]

50. Hey Boss Script

http://www.awesomefilm.com/script/afewgoodmen.txt



:hi:

[DS1]

9. Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

[sasquatch]

57. You are entering a world of pain

[SoxFan]

14. I've got a bad feeling about this

[Flaxbee]

15. vodka with fresh squeezed grapefruit juice and

salt around the rim. Please.

"I am impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it." - Klaatu, The Day the Earth Stood Still

[Parche]

20. Hey Flaxee

:bounce: :bounce: :hi:

[Flaxbee]

22. thanks, Parche!

I was parched! Har har har. :hide:


:hi:

[Pierre.Suave]

16. Favorite Line?

How about a line I happen to like more than some others?

"I fart in your general direction."--John Cleese as the French Taunter (MP and The Holy Grail)"

edit: almost forgot, I will take some Johnny Walker blue and leave the bottle.

[Callalily]

18. I'll take a glass of

Cuvee Mount Veeder Red Wine Please! Thank you!

"I never drink wine" Dracula (1931)

http://www.filmsite.org/drac.html

[Parche]

23. RW

:hi:

[Callalily]

28. Oh yum!

Good thing I've got the afternoon off! Thank you!

[opiate69]

21. A maker's mark and coke please...

Otto: What is this? "Hump a Limey" week?

[BOSSHOG]

25. Well Parche since you took my favorite movie exchange of all time

I'll add a couple of worthy lines:

I don't know what scruples are but I know if you got em you stole em from someone else. Addie Pray talking to her daddy in Paper Moon.

She knows exactly what she's doing - From Cool Hand Luke when the prisoners were working the road and watching a buxom blond wash her car.

Where's Frank Nitty? He's in the Car. Elliott Ness responding to a question after he pushed Nitty off a roof and he crashed into a car.

Make mine an ice cold Bud!

[Parche]

30. Hey Boss

SPLICE THE MAIN BRACE :bounce: :hi:

[Tyler Durden]

26. I've got three and I can't choose.

Hyman Roth: There was this kid I grew up with - he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me - you know. We did our first work together - worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition - we ran molasses into Canada - made a fortune - you father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him - and trusted him. Later on he had an idea - to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GI's on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Green - and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man - a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque - or a signpost - or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order - when I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Moe - I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead - I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen - I didn't ask who gave the order - because it had nothing to do with business!


Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.


Kurtz: Did they say why, Willard, why they want to terminate my command?
Willard: I was sent on a classified mission, sir.
Kurtz: It's no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you?
Willard: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
Kurtz: Are my methods unsound?
Willard: I don't see any method at all, sir.
Kurtz: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin?
Willard: I'm a soldier.
Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Stella Artois. 3°C.

[Tyler Durden]

29. HEY PARCHE...I'M PARCHED.

[Parche]

35. Ok You Get A Double Beverage

:hi:

[Parche]

31. Heres To The USS Indianapolis

:hi:

[Tyler Durden]

37. They join those "Still on patrol..."

Bottoms up, and let's have another

[seemunkee]

27. Yo ho, little fish, don't cry, don't cry

A Belgian ale please

[Parche]

32. Shock The Munkee

:hi:

[MissMillie]

34. "Ouiser could never stay mad at me...

... she worships the quicksand I walk on." from Steel Magnolias




Patron reposada, por favor

[Parche]

39. pr

:hi:

[stuntcat]

41. dirty martini please thanks :D

Mozart trying on wigs-
"They're all so beautiful. Why don't I have three heads?"

[Parche]

44. dm

:rofl: :hi:

[Initech]

42. From Bad Santa:

Willie: Why don't you get going? You'll be late for your... Wizard of Oz Candy Bar Guild.
Marcus: Lollipop Guild, you asshole. Jesus! Two-year-olds flip me better shit than you.
Willie: You saying something to me?
Marcus: Yeah, I'm gonna stick my whole fist up your ass!
Willie: *gives Marcus the finger as he walks away*

With that, I'll take an extra large bottle of Stoli.

[Parche]

45. s

:hi:

[Broken_Hero]

43. ..........

"Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield, swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena taking a sword to other Gladiators like him. They'd have tossed him girls like Nancy back then"-Dwight McCarthy, Sin City


Eta-a George Killians Irish Red please...

[Parche]

46. good movie

:hi:

[Broken_Hero]

47. Damn...that pic looks so damn good,

I might have to pick me up a 12 pack tonight....and yes, Sin City is a good movie, so many memorable lines in that one...my favorite segment was Marv's....

[Midlodemocrat]

49. Get off my plane.

Harrison Ford to Gary Oldman in Air Force One.

:bounce:

I will have a mojito, s'il vous plait!!

[Parche]

51. Very Good Movie

:hi:

[taterguy]

52. Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Cheers!

[NC_Nurse]

53. "Do you have a li-sanse for zat minkee?"

Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau

I'll have Mojito as well.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

54. From "What About Bob"

Bob Wiley: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!

[sasquatch]

59. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!

:rofl:
I love that joke.

[Auggie]

55. "When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it"

Sam Spade, The Maltese Falcon

Mai Tai

[Hand]

56. Make mine a gin and tonic...

To go with these classic lines from Casablanca:

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
Rick: Well, if I gave you any thought, I probably would.

:toast:

[Auggie]

60. That's my second favorite line

[sasquatch]

58. Get me a Spaten, oh and....

Murph: "How far are we going to take this Dad?"
El Duce: "The question isn't how far, but do you posses the constitution to take as far as it's needed?"