The Tale of Sir Teddy Nugent

[Oeditpus Rex]

Brave Sir Teddy ran away
Bravely ran away, away
When Vietnam reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Teddy turned about, and gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Teddy

[Heidi]

1. I've asked this before, but does anyone know who his tour sponsors are?

By the way, :*

[bridgit]

3. ewww, Heidi, why did i even bother...

http://www.usa-patriotism.com/stars/tnugent.htm

[Heidi]

4. Thanks, sweetie!

I found that one earlier, but I think it's only for his 2006 USO tour with Toby Keith. What I'm looking for are his corporate sponsors for his 2007 "Unleash the Beast" tour. :puke:

Why the heck am I having so much trouble finding the names of Nugent's corporate sponsors????? Could it be because they don't really care to have their names associated with the asshat? :grr:

And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's your kiss-plus, gf! :* :loveya: :hug:

[bridgit]

5. i was actually expecting to see some combination bow hunting consortium or other...

to you too, m'dear :hug: :loveya: very near to turning in here, this will be me soon

-------------> :boring:

[Heidi]

6. Sweet dreams, bridgit,

and happy Wednesday! :hug: :loveya: :*

[krispos42]

10. Hormel and Depends n/t

[bridgit]

2. i like it!!

:bounce:

[FloridaJudy]

7. We had to eat Sir Ted's minstrels

And there was great rejoicing!

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Yaaaaaayyyyyy

[krispos42]

9. We need to lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade at the Nuge

"One, two, five!"

"Three sir!"

"Three!"

"Suck it! Suck on my machine gun! Ride one off into the-"

BOOM!


"And there was great rejoicing!"

"Yaaaaaayyyyyy"

[LynneSin]

11. I found a Ted Nugent vinyl in my record collection

I'll have to bring it to the next DU gathering - we can use it for a dart board or something

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. I took care of my one and only Nugent album a couple of days ago

[Deep13]

12. Chickening out and buggering off and throwing in the sponge.

His sponsor ought to be the American Psychiatric Association.

[Wapsie B]

13. Imagine a political party who uses the Nuge and the Duke as their icons

of patriotism and masculinity? One shit his pants to stay outta 'Nam and the other by all accounts was a cross-dresser and close friend of J. Edgar Hoover. Now I care not what someone does in their bedroom or bathroom for that matter. But when two clowns like this are supposed to be the best this country can offer well something's very very wrong.