Time to go swab my many sores.

[swag]

Post here with your own stories.

[The Straight Story]

1. I gotta go and make the wife some iced tea

And sit in the AC for a spell.

[ruiner4u]

2. YUM!

when I had chicken pox, i popped one and green puss squirted on the mirror.. it was pretty gross

[swag]

4. David Sedaris had that story about the smelly boil on his lower spine

that his boyfriend lanced for him.

Now that's a nice boyfriend!

[ruiner4u]

5. thats not just a nice boyfriend,

thats a fucking keeper...

[grace0418]

14. That story was simultaneously hilarious and horrifying. I was laughing so hard

when he read it that my stomach hurt, then my stomach just hurt. :)

[swag]

3. Kick

Now I'm watching "Bad Lieutenant" again, though without the Schoolly D. Thanks, Robert Plant, you babywipe asshole.

[Skittles]

6. JAYSUS SWAG

moving you up on my list

[swag]

7. That's so nice!

Am I in your "top friends" yet?

[Parche]

8. Swab Swag

Hood to Coast? :shrug: :hi:

[swag]

9. Oh, I was just spoofin', really.

Wanted to say something gross.

Did you Hood to Coast?

[Parche]

11. No

Me no run those....the only thing I run from is ...............Chipotle or all Mexican food!! :rofl:

[jpgray]

10. How many swag sores can a sored swag swab?

[swag]

12. I forgot, though I did know during that awful case of poison ivy in 1987.

I had initially mistaken the poison ivy for secondary syphilis. So much for my self-diagnosis skills.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. At least it wasn't an awful case of the Joker, Or of Two-Face. -nt

[swag]

15. I was always partial to the Riddler

as played by Frank Gorshin.

Here he is wondering what he did with that tube of lube: