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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 02:41 PM
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Caption this one. I can not think of a good one.
Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 03:27 PM by texas1928



Ok I thought of one.


"MOMMA'S DON'T LET YOUR PUPPIES GROW UP TO BE COWDOGS"




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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 02:43 PM
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1. Can't think of a caption, but they look like they are leaving a bar
after a night of heavy imbibing! :rofl:

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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 02:46 PM
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3. that's what I was thinking too
drinking buddies....

so my caption would be.... "whaddaya mean you're not driving? I'm not driving!"
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 02:45 PM
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2. "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!"
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carly denise pt deux Donating Member (855 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 03:07 PM
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4. 99 bottles of beer on the wall....87 er 51...oh lets' start from 100 again
Carly
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 03:16 PM
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5. The Second Week of Deer Camp
It's the second week of deer camp
I got a swollen head
I'm lying with the dustballs
Underneath the bed
An icy breeze is blowing
Into the tongue and groove
My pants are frozen to the floor
And I'm too sick to move
I didn't drink so many
Just thirty cans of beer
It musta been that last shot
That put me under here

CHORUS
It's the second week of deer camp
And all the guys are here
We drink, play cards and shoot the bull
But never shoot no deer
The only time we leave the camp
Is when we go for beer
The second week of deer camp
Is the greatest time of year

I remember playing poker
That weasel must've won
He's wearing my new swampers
And sleeping with my gun
He's snoring like a chainsaw
The camp smells like a dump
Someone's dirty underwear
Is hanging on the pump

Mickey's in the woodbox
Weener's on the stove
His flannel shirt is smoking (sniff)
I wonder if he knows (YEOW!)

CHORUS

Beadle's crawling through the door
I think he got frostbite
He passed out in the outhouse
And he's been there since last night
Goofus stumbled through the door
He says he got a buck
He was coming from the wayside
And hit it with his truck
Musty cracked a beer and said
It's time to celebrate
Goofus got the first buck
Since 1968

CHORUS

<fade while repeating chorus >



:rofl:
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 03:24 PM
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6. All together now.... Oh, don't go home to mother, with liquor on your breath...
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 05:25 PM
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7. "By the liiiiight . . . of the silvery mooon . . . "
Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 05:26 PM by Brigid
"I want to swoooon . . . "

I can't remember the rest. But it made me think of Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder in "The Producers." :rofl:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 06:10 PM
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8. Oh what the hell. The drunker I got, the cuter you got. n/t
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