A Freeper Talks About His First Time

[Nomad559]

JimRob pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Omer where he'd first had sex.

It was right down there by that tree, I remember the day plainly, It was a warm summer day.

She and I were so much in love, We walked down to the tree and made love for hours, JimRob recalled.

That sounds wonderful, said Omer.

Yes, It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.

Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?

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"Baaaaa..."

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

1. What, had mom forgotten her teeth?

Did she leave them at home because she thought she was going to get into too? You know just like with "Pops"?

[HughBeaumont]

2. All that's missing is some Campari . . .