Republican jokes

[Wetzelbill]

From Elephants to Condoms ...
Republicans announced today that they are changing
their emblem from an elephant
to a condom because it more clearly reflects their
party's political stance. A
condom stands up to inflation, halts production,
discourages cooperation,
protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of
security while screwing
others.

What's the difference between George W. Bush and
Mussolini?
Mussolini was elected.

What's the difference between the United States of
America and a circus?
The clowns don't run the circus.

What do you call Bush voters who aren't
millionaires?
Suckers.

[banana republican]

1. Jokes??? its the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Bush twins have turned 22. Now that they've reached adulthood, they've both thrown away childish things. No more Barbie dolls, pig tails, fake ID's


President Bush is also announcing plans for a $1.5 billion election-year drive to promote marriage. He also wants another billion dollars to send an American to the moon. That's how you know we have a big divorce problem in this country - when it costs more to keep a couple together than to send a man to the moon. (Jay Leno)

A Canadian aide to the prime minister has apologized for labeling George W.Bush a "moron". The W was not offended. As president, he expects to becalled four letter words.


President Bush has announced plans to send astronauts to Mars. I don't
think President Bush really understands the space program. When he first heard about the Mars rover he said, 'Hey if we can put a dog on Mars we can put a man on Mars." (Jay Leno)

[The Democratic Kid]

2. A Poem By The Democratic Kid

Their once was A Pres. named W.BUSH who sat in the White House on his W.TUSH,he Smirked all day laughed and played, and turned our country into W.MUSH... by The Democratic Kid... (Please post this, I'm not aloud to yet)