"We have clearance, Clarence" ..."Roger, Roger"...What's the vector, Victor?"

[Gormy Cuss]

Still one of the best slapstick films ever.



Robert Hays's character walks up to the counter, asks for a ticket to Chicago, no luggage.
We all know what would happen if he did that today :silly:

[Shine]

1. "Surely you must be joking" "I'm not joking and don't call me Shirley."

:rofl:

classic

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue."

[XemaSab]

2. "I speak Jive."

:D

[Shine]

3. "Billy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

:o

[MrScorpio]

5. "Billy, do you like movies about gladiators?"

[Shine]

7. "Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

[XemaSab]

12. "I wonder what the devil he wanted?"

:shrug:

[Gormy Cuss]

14. "I like my coffee like my men. Black"

:D

[lost-in-nj]

4. Way to many to mention

best comedy ever


lost

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Do you like movies about gladiators?

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

Ever seen a grown man naked?



I haven't felt this awful since I saw that Ronald Reagan film.

[mainegreen]

8. That movie is so good I had to recommend this thread. n/t

[Shine]

9. "Oh, Ted!!, Oh Elaine!!"

Sigh.

[WTF cubed]

10. I picked a helluva week to stop sniffing glue.

Quick, Take some pictures!

[Shine]

11. Are you watching it right now, too??? ShineBoy just turned it on

Billy is visiting the COCK-pit. :evilgrin:

:hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

13. Yes. That's what brought it to mind.

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. The Auto-Pilot looks so very much like a certain SCOTUS Judge...

[Shine]

17. amazing similarities!!

:wow:

[Gormy Cuss]

18. Oh my.

You hit the nail on the head.

[Shine]

16. "Get me Rex Kramer!!"

:D

[Shine]

19. Trivia for "Airplane!", for your amusement.....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/trivia

:thumbsup:

[Initech]

20. "Jive ass dudes dont got no brains anyhow!"

[Release The Hounds]

21. A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.