Man charged with stealing urine samples

[UrbScotty]

http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=613259&category=Strange%20News&BCCode=STRANGENEWS&newsdate=8/10/2007

A man confessed to breaking into a Porter County probation office and stealing two urine samples, including his own, police said.

Joseph Klinkman, 23, of Valparaiso faces a burglary charge for Tuesday night's break-in. The theft was discovered Wednesday morning at the Porter County PACT office, which operates programs for prisoners, ex-offenders, victims and witnesses.

A judge had ordered Klinkman to undergo programs through PACT because of an earlier drug possession charge.

Valparaiso Police Detective Sgt. Jeff Balon said Klinkman broke into the PACT office by sliding between an air conditioner and a window, then reached in and grabbed the samples off a file cabinet.

[Parche]

1. Thats A Pisser

I'm in 7 you're in 8 :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[UrbScotty]

3. It sure pisses me off (nt)

[FloridaJudy]

7. Urine trouble

For making a pun like that!

[otherlander]

2. Goddamn drug laws treating the entire nation like children

:grr:

[Nevernose]

4. What an IDIOT! It's the same as stealing cable.

What an IDIOT! It's the same as stealing cable.

When you live in an apartment and want to steal basic cable, all you do is break into the box for your building at night and hook up EVERYBODY'S cable hook-up. There's no way to tell, because there's clear motive for an individual to have done that.

Same as breaking into you PO and trashing only YOUR UA. Trash them all, wear gloves, and they won't know who to look for.

Duh.

[UrbScotty]

5. Saturday afternoon kick!

:kick:

[billyskank]

6. This is taking the piss.