Narrator: sometimes the duties of family life and work can conflict

[JVS]

Bob: Jim, we're going to need you here on Saturday to take care of the Miller Project.

Jim: I'm sorry, but my son has a little league game that day, and then I have a little Miller Project of my own planned, if you know what I mean ;-)

Bob: Well this work needs to be done and I'm your boss.

Jim: FUCK YOU BOB! If you think you're going to fuck up my weekend you can lick my ass!

Bob: You're fired

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