"What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?"

[krispos42]

"We help those that already have the means to help themselves."


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Just saw it on Family Guy, and it's the best description yet of the GOP!

[dubeskin]

1. It's a great quote. In fact

my friend in the Young Republicans club at another highschool answered that exact quote to humor me when I asked what they did in that club.

[krispos42]

2. There was a second line in the quote, too, but I forgot it...

something like...

"We also reinforce the viewpoint that America is specially blessed by god, and we kill brown people"

I almost fell off of my stool!

[swag]

3. You explain why you couldn't possibly enlist to fight the war you love so much

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFGit_tZDqs

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. One can very nearly hear the testicles retreating into their bodies, when asked "will you serve"!

They made lots of noise with their mouths, but this is the sound I detected.

[MiserableFailure]

6. they feel like it's not for them

but are willing to send others to die in their place. makes me sick, especially as a veteran, to hear this kinda garbage from these CHICKENHAWKS.

[krispos42]

7. Oh, that "shup" sound?

Similar to the sound of a vacuum cleaner wand latching onto a ping-pong ball?

Yeah, came through loud and clear, though they tried to mask it with rhetoric.

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. That's the one!

:7

[MiserableFailure]

5. yeah that's a great link

those people make me sick. fucking chickenhawk republican bastards

[UrbScotty]

8. Get semi-naked, of course.

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/ih8thegop/158

[MiserableFailure]

10. lmfao

nt

[Nevernose]

9. Lots of gay sex? There IS a cure for gay-ism.

Lots of gay sex? Don't worry about it: if anyone finds out about it, young Repubs can go to the same therapist who cured Ted Haggarty in only a month.

[northofdenali]

11. Surely not this, but I'd love to see it tried.......... Apologies to Country Joe

are probably NOT needed.............

http://www.usndemvet.com/blog/archives/002259.html

The Rumsfeld Rag (With apologies to Country Joe)

Well come on, all of you big strong men,
Uncle Sam's telling lies again,
Figured out that to fight a war
All you have to do is send the poor.
While Georgie and his buddies laugh and feast
They'll send you to the Middle East.

And it's one, two, three, what were you voting for?
Oil profits and endless war?
Did you think there was something more?
And it’s five, six, seven, let the theme reverberate:
“Muslims, gays, and liberal states,
Whoopee! We got lots to hate.”

Come conservatives throughout the land,
Now’s the time to take a stand,
Get it into liberal weenies’ heads
That the only good Iraqi is one who’s dead.
Raze their cities, destroy their lives
And convert ‘em all to Jesus Christ.

And it’s one, two, three, who were you voting for?
One deserter and a chickenhawk?
Who else could win Iraq?
And it’s five, six, seven, let the theme reverberate:
“Muslims, gays, and liberal states,
Whoopee! We got lots to hate.”

On 9/11 the country changed
And some of us became quite deranged.
With fears abounding from out and in
We launched a crusade to battle sin.
We all see something’s going wrong,
It’s about the time to drop a bomb.

And it’s one, two, three, what were you voting for?
Don’t you see or don’t you give a damn
‘Bout the lessons of Vietnam?
And it’s five, six, seven, let the theme reverberate:
“Muslims, gays, and liberal states,
Whoopee! We got lots to hate.”

Posted by Motherlode at January 6, 2005 04:56 PM

First hit on "fish cheer". Works, eh?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

12. Serve Cream of Chickenhawk soup?

[noonwitch]

14. I thought they got together and shot old men in the face with buckshot

I'm still not over the fact that the vice president shot an old man in the face in a hunting accident.

[racaulk]

15. I remember that!

I died laughing when I heard her say that to Chris! I was literally like... :spray:

I love how political Family Guy has become! :)

[Blue-Jay]

16. "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party:

an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."

[bullwinkle428]

18. LMAO...great minds think alike (see post below)! (n/t)

[bullwinkle428]

17. Another GOP-related "Family Guy" quote:

"Look, it's the two symbols of the Republican Party - an elephant, and a big, fat, white guy that's afraid of change!"

[Maraya1969]

19. We have a ritual where someone brings a cash register and puts it

on the podium and we all stand around it holding hands and singing, "What a friend we have in Jesus"