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flying rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 09:20 PM
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Bad joke thread
Two muffins are sitting in an oven:

Muffin 1: Damn it's hot in here.

Muffin 2: HOLY SHIT! a talking muffin!


thank yew
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Zywiec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 09:22 PM
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1. How do you know policemen are strong?
Because they can hold up traffic.
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judaspriestess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 09:24 PM
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2. mine is a blonde joke (sorry to all blondes)
Edited on Tue Jul-31-07 09:24 PM by judaspriestess
What do you call an intelligent blonde?


A golden retriever :spray:
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 09:32 PM
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3. A bear walks into a bar.
The bartender asks him, "What'll ya have?"

The bear says, "I'd like a ........................ beer."

The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"

The bear lifts his arms and says "I've always had 'em!"






BA DUM BUM!

Thank you, I'll be here all week! Remember to tip your waitress!

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