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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 04:51 PM
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Poll question: Where do babies come from?

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 04:52 PM
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1. Babys R Us
I mean, toys come from Toys R Us...it's only logical, right? :shrug:
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 04:53 PM
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2. "Out of a daddy's penis" is what a friend's kid said.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 06:09 PM
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13. OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:wow:
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 04:53 PM
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3. Ronco BabyMatic
...with the optional pusher tube and HeadFlattener. ;)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 05:03 PM
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4. Go watch the hamsters...
You'll find out.
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Colin Ex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 05:04 PM
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5. Babies come from SATAN.
(I hit "other.")
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 05:06 PM
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6. Didn't we discuss this last weekend
:evilgrin:

Cabbage patches and for the red heads and I mean real red heads they come from red cabbage patches.
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Scurrilous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 05:08 PM
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7. Go watch TV...
...you'll find out.
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booksenkatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 05:15 PM
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8. I told my 4-year-old just this week
that babies come from hospitals, and he seemed satisfied with that.......

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 05:48 PM
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12. Reminds me of a cute story.
Kid asks, "Where did I come from?".
Mom goes into a l-o-o-o-n-g invloved explanation about the birds and bees and mommy and daddy's "equipment", etc. etc.
"Does that explain it to you?"
"I dunno. I guess so. Billy says he comes from Omaha."
barumph-bump
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 05:17 PM
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9. My mother's response to this was,
"I don't know." Given that I was the 15th of her pregnancies, this seemed a bit of a cop-out, but given the state of sex ed when she was a young woman, I don't think she DID know anything but the utterly obvious. I don't think she knew a fallopian tube from a prostate.
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Edge Donating Member (728 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 05:18 PM
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10. Well see...when a mother and a father love each other...
oh nevermind. :D
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 05:26 PM
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11. Holding hands and or kissing..
according to the fundies, what they would have you to believe
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