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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 01:59 PM
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Quick! CAPTION before the mothership lands
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:03 PM
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1. "Laura, I can't believe I never tried acid in college..."
"'Cuz this is AWESOME!"
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:03 PM
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2. W praticing his swearing in on 2004, with a grin that says...
"Boy, I fucked them again!"
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TNOE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:06 PM
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3. You don't see any of them Dem candidates
Edited on Fri Jan-23-04 02:12 PM by TNOE
with 5 fingers do you??!!!!!! Oh - wait - you do?? Damn, I thought just us Bush's had 5.

I told 5 BIG LIES at my SOTU and NOBODY noticed or said a word. Count um - 5!

See my halo up there - I know it might LOOK like a chandelier - but trust me - it's not. God has put that atop me so I can hear him clearer for the next time he tells me to strike someone. Looks like I got confused that last time - I THOUGHT he told to to "Strike" at Saddam, but really what he said was talk into the mike man.

I'm on a roll apparently -
And he cried unto the Lord and said "Oh Lord how can I get out of the mess I've created without being hung".
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:08 PM
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4. w* sez: "Check it out. My new shirt has freedom cuffs."
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 03:34 PM
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9. somebody pleeeeeze pull mah fingah
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:22 PM
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5. Mmmmm GIANT MARTINI
:bounce:
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:24 PM
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6. "I am Sir Noze D'Voidofunk. You will not land your Mothership, Starchild!"

n/t
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TyroneStryker Donating Member (135 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:32 PM
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7. Levitation: I learned it at Hogwarts
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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 03:18 PM
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8. GeeDubya . . . . .shortly before the SOTU address . .
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 04:26 PM
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10. From the ship: "Let us leave this planet --no intelligent life here!"
:evilgrin:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 06:44 PM
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12. Ain't THAT the truth!
Nice kitty! :-)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 04:31 PM
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11. "Beam him out, Scotty!"
Quickly!
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